1
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Fuego del Culo.

2
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Djevojko, ako svrbi, to su rakovi.

3
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Hej, djevojko.
Želite malo smeđeg pića?

4
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Smeđi liker
nemoj da ova maca iskoči.

5
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Tekila je.

6
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Izvoli.
Mm.

7
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<i>¡Viva la revolución!</i>

8
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Sada, ono sranje upravo tamo

9
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moja maca pop
na stoj na rukama!

10
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Pa, što ti radiš ovdje?
svejedno?

11
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Što misliš
radim ovdje?

12
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Ja glumim
u uvodnoj sceni.

13
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Bio sam tamo, napravio to.

14
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<i>Podigni slušalicu!</i>
<i>Podigni telefon--</i>

15
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Richie?
<i>Teyana. Bok.</i>

16
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<i>Mislio sam da će biti lakše</i>
<i>za publiku</i>

17
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<i>ako ne moraju čitati</i>
<i>više tekstova.</i>

18
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Da, to ima smisla.
Jer znaš
ovi drkadžije ne znaju čitati.

19
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Znam tko ide vidjeti
film braće Wayans.

20
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<i>Pa, lijepo je</i>
<i>naći se telefonom</i>

21
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<i>na ovaj super nespretan način.</i>

22
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Isto tako.
Ali moram biti iskren.

23
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Kad sam vidio tvoju profilnu sliku,
kuja skoro zbrisala ulijevo

24
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jer izgledaš ludo glupo.

25
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Ali iznenađujuće,

26
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znaš one glupe crnje
imam velike kite, pa smo tu.

27
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<i>Smatram te djevojkom iz Jerseya.</i>

28
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Djevojka iz Jerseyja?

29
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Slušaj, volim Jersey down.

30
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Ali ja sam djevojka iz Harlema.
Rođen i jebeno odgojen.

31
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Samo pravi crnje. Da.

32
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<i>Oh, znači ti si crnac.</i>

33
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Ne, jebem ti mater!

34
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Ja sam CRNI!

35
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Sve velikim slovima.

36
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Bez kape, ali kape.

37
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Jebite se svi!

38
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kučko,
ispljuni im bisere natrag.

39
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Ne želim tvoje sranje.

40
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Zdravo.
<i>Pa reci mi,</i>

41
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<i>što ti je najdraže</i>
<i>strašni film?</i>

42
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Mm... Ja ih zapravo ne radim,
znate.

43
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Sve te glupe trope i sranja.

44
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Zašto je uvijek
bijela kuja na kraju?

45
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Jer znaju
preteško je
ubiti sestru.

46
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Znaš što govorim?
Jer ako sestra može preživjeti

47
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državni sir,
možemo sve preživjeti.

48
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<i>Znaš, moglo bi pomoći</i>
<i>ako si me sreo vani.</i>

49
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Sreo te vani?
Dječače, ti si potreban!

50
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Koji je tvoj znak?
Ti mora da si Škorpion.

51
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<i>Kako ste znali?</i>

52
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Ipak dobar kurac.
Ali vraški otrovno.

53
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<i>Hej, je li restoran</i>
<i>blizu uličice?</i>

54
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Da, požuri
prije nego što ti opljačkaju dupe.

55
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Ruže?
Ah! Ne danas.

56
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Jeftina kučka.
Čuo sam te, ho.

57
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<i>U redu, ja sam--</i>
<i>Sada idem uličicom.</i>

58
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ovdje sam
vidiš li me mašem.

59
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<i>Ne.</i>

60
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<i>Osoba koju gledam</i>
<i>ne maše.</i>

61
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<i>Zapravo,</i>
<i>samo bulje u mene.</i>

62
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Pa, bulji mu u dupe!

63
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I ne trepni. Nikada ne trepći.

64
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Moraš stisnuti usne
i biti kao, "Što?"

65
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<i>Ne, oni hodaju</i>
<i>prema meni sada.</i>

66
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<i>Čekaj.</i>
<i>O ne, oni imaju nož!</i>

67
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Pa, nemoj ga voditi
ovdje.

68
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<i>I to nije najgori dio.</i>

69
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Najgori dio
jel toliko znaš

70
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o horor filmovima
a ipak ti još uvijek

71
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sam ušao u uličicu.

72
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Da, pa najgori dio je,

73
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s kojim se zajebavaš
njujorška kučka. Kukavica!

74
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Da!

75
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Kuku, kuku!

76
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Kukavica!

77
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Prokletstvo!
Ona je na nekim Avengers sranjima!

78
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Ozbiljno, Larry?

79
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Ne prepoznajem
tvoj ptičji zov.

80
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Mislio sam da ideš
više s...

81
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To je golub, crnjo!
Trebalo bi biti "Kukavica!"

82
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Kukavica!
Jastreb u napadu!

83
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Moja greška.

84
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Jeste li gotovi?

85
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Što dovraga?

86
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Kučko, ja sam Teyana Taylor.
Moji trbušnjaci su dobili trbušnjake.

87
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Uhvatite ga!

88
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jao Moja ruka! Moja ruka!

89
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Uđi unutra!

90
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Hajde, dečki,
možemo ovo riješiti.

91
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Neka mi netko pomogne!

92
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Učini to, Larry!

93
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Ne, ne, ne...

94
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Bok-ja!

95
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jao O Bože!

96
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U redu, u redu,
dobro, dobro!

97
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Mi van.
Navuci svoje tvrdoglavo dupe.

98
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Dobro došao u New York, naivčino!

99
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Hej, Teyana.

100
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Možda si me isprašio,

101
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ali ipak nisi pobijedio
taj Oscar.

102
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Što kažeš na mog Oscara?

103
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Jesam li mucao? Izgubio si!

104
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imaš pravo

105
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Ali pobijedio sam
taj Zlatni globus, kučko.

106
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O moj Bože! Stvarno?

107
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Zato nikad nisam gledao
Horor film.

108
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Jebeno je užasno.

109
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Samo hrpa
kameja slavnih
i prdi gegove.

110
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<i>Dakle, ne volite parodije?</i>

111
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Više sam za
Filmovi Judda Apatowa.

112
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Znate, uzvišena komedija.

113
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<i>A što je napredna komedija?</i>

114
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Mm.

115
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Vrsta koja zapravo nije
nasmijati bilo koga,

116
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ali čini bijelce
osjećati se pametno.

117
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<i>Utorak,</i>
<i>ne odgovaraj na to!</i>

118
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Moglo bi biti Ghostface.

119
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Ma daj, Elle!

120
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Takve stvari
događa se samo u filmovima.

121
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Oh, hej.

122
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Nisam te očekivao
otvoriti vrata.

123
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Koji kurac?
Gdje je sad moj nož?

124
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Ah, evo ga.

125
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Pozdrav, utorak.

126
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Hej, gospođice.

127
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Što si uzeo?

128
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Samo Ritalin za moj ADHD.

129
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Adderall za PTSP.

130
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Par Xanaxa
za moju tjeskobu.

131
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I tvoje tablete protiv bola.

132
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Pa sretno
ustajanje sada.

133
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Isuse, Sara,
koliko si ih uzeo?
Želiš li to dodirnuti, dušo?

134
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Da, ali ne. U redu.
hajde Znaš da to želiš.

135
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Uzmi ga.
Prihvati to kao dobar dječak.
U redu. Možda samo malo.

136
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To se osjeća
stvarno zanimljivo.

137
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Upravo ću razbiti orah.
Vau.

138
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Bok, Jess.
<i>Sara,</i>

139
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<i>Utorak je u bolnici.</i>

140
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<i>Izbodena je. Od strane ubojice--</i>
<i>znaš, Ghostface.</i>

141
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čekaj Od Wu-Tanga?

142
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Zašto bi Ghostface Killah
aka Pretty Toney

143
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aka Starky Love
želiš izbosti moju sestru?

144
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<i>Bože, Sara,</i>
<i>to nije bio Ghostface Killah.</i>

145
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<i>Bio je to netko</i>
<i>u maski Ghostface.</i>

146
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Oh!

147
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U redu, to ima više smisla.

148
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haha!

149
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Nisam ja taj!

150
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Oh!

151
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Isuse, Jack!

152
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Što?

153
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Razmišljao sam o
nosi ovo za Noć vještica.

154
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Moj otuđeni
polusestra ravnih prsa

155
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zamalo ubijen
od strane psihopate u maski duha.

156
00:07:42,121 --> 00:07:44,957
Moram je ići vidjeti
i nadoknaditi prošlost.

157
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Vau-- Hej, hej, hej.

158
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idem s tobom

159
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Ne zato što
Ja sam očiti ubojica

160
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pokušavajući te namamiti natrag
u svoj rodni grad.

161
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samo sam
dečko koji pruža podršku.

162
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Da.
to je sve

163
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U redu, idemo. Uđi u auto.

164
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Slušaj, samo jesmo
da se jednom zaustavi na putu.

165
00:08:01,607 --> 00:08:03,375
preživio sam.

166
00:08:03,475 --> 00:08:05,678
Sve zahvaljujući mom sretnom denaru.

167
00:08:31,003 --> 00:08:34,773
Mrzim kad svi odete!
Dođi i zagrli me.

168
00:08:34,873 --> 00:08:37,976
Mama, hajde, ugasi se
ova grozna glazba.

169
00:08:38,077 --> 00:08:40,679
Neugodno je,
posebno za crne žene.

170
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Nije neugodno.

171
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Ja sam cool mama kakvu svi žele
imali su.

172
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Ja sam upaljen!
ne zaboravi,

173
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Kasnije sam dobio praksu
pa ću kasno doći kući.

174
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Samo si ušao u tim
jer si crnac

175
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i te rasističke zajebane
pretpostavio da možeš igrati.

176
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Mm.
2026. je.

177
00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:54,760
Ne mislim da je rasa problem.

178
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Čitaš li Black Twitter?

179
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br.

180
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Uf, Brad,

181
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izlaziš li još s tom kurvom?

182
00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:02,034
U redu.

183
00:09:02,134 --> 00:09:03,635
Prestani je sramotiti, heiffa.

184
00:09:03,736 --> 00:09:05,170
Samo zato što su Darrel i oni

185
00:09:05,270 --> 00:09:07,172
naletio vlak na nju
ne čini je kurvom.

186
00:09:07,272 --> 00:09:10,075
Ona nije "kurva",
ona je "seksualno pozitivna".

187
00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:12,344
Pa, siguran sam da je kurva.

188
00:09:13,445 --> 00:09:15,381
Hej, curo! Pogledaj se!

189
00:09:15,481 --> 00:09:16,782
Rano za Noć vještica, ha?

190
00:09:16,882 --> 00:09:18,784
Što ti ove godine?
Droljska školarka?

191
00:09:18,884 --> 00:09:19,718
Ho-hej ho?

192
00:09:19,818 --> 00:09:21,787
Bok, gospođo Meeks.

193
00:09:21,887 --> 00:09:23,722
Volim kosu. vrlo...

194
00:09:23,822 --> 00:09:25,391
Octavia Spencer.

195
00:09:25,491 --> 00:09:26,625
Pa, hvala vam puno.

196
00:09:26,725 --> 00:09:28,026
Moram te pozvati k sebi

197
00:09:28,127 --> 00:09:30,462
i učiniti te
mala pita od govana.
ooh

198
00:09:30,562 --> 00:09:33,532
znaš što Moram stići
Afroamerički sat povijesti.

199
00:09:33,632 --> 00:09:34,767
Učimo o ropstvu.

200
00:09:34,868 --> 00:09:37,403
Dođi da saznaš,
to je bio izbor.

201
00:09:37,503 --> 00:09:38,570
Vidite li to tamo?

202
00:09:39,304 --> 00:09:41,006
To je Kanye?
tako je.

203
00:09:41,106 --> 00:09:43,742
Učili su nas
pogrešno sve ovo vrijeme.

204
00:09:43,843 --> 00:09:44,943
Mm-hmm. Ostani crn!

205
00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:47,881
Bok, mama.
U redu. Bok, dušo.

206
00:09:47,980 --> 00:09:49,081
Zbogom, gospođo Meeks.
Bok.

207
00:09:49,181 --> 00:09:51,183
Sine, stavio sam kondome
u tvojoj torbi!

208
00:09:51,283 --> 00:09:53,218
Znaš kako se trude
uhvatiti vas sve u zamku.

209
00:09:53,318 --> 00:09:54,386
mama!

210
00:09:56,321 --> 00:09:58,257
U redu, ozbiljno,
"Šerif Greg",

211
00:09:58,357 --> 00:10:00,125
ne moraš me šetati
u razred. dobro sam

212
00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:03,128
Jess, tu je serijski ubojica
na slobodi.

213
00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:05,832
Neću ništa dopustiti
dogoditi mojoj djevojčici.

214
00:10:05,931 --> 00:10:07,933
Dječak! U redu? Ja sam dječak!

215
00:10:08,033 --> 00:10:09,301
žao mi je!

216
00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:11,270
ja imam
teško s ovom tranzicijom.

217
00:10:11,370 --> 00:10:14,874
U redu, stvarno je jednostavno.
Ponašaj se prema meni kao prema momcima.

218
00:10:14,973 --> 00:10:16,141
U redu?

219
00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:18,777
U redu. Ja-ja to mogu.
Da.

220
00:10:18,878 --> 00:10:21,079
- Tučnjava.
- Oh.

221
00:10:21,180 --> 00:10:22,414
Ti to nazivaš šamarom?

222
00:10:23,850 --> 00:10:24,884
Vau.

223
00:10:24,983 --> 00:10:26,385
Koji vrag
jesi li to učinio za?

224
00:10:26,485 --> 00:10:29,655
Ne ponašaj se kao takva kučka.

225
00:10:29,755 --> 00:10:31,390
Kuja.

226
00:10:34,293 --> 00:10:36,495
Da, nije loše.

227
00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:41,133
Tko dovraga živi ovako?

228
00:10:53,011 --> 00:10:55,882
Oh, dušo,
tako je dobro vidjeti te!

229
00:10:55,981 --> 00:10:57,816
Uđite! Hoćeš čaj?

230
00:10:57,917 --> 00:11:00,752
O, moj Bože, majko.
Izgledaš kao govno!

231
00:11:00,854 --> 00:11:02,321
Dušo, molim te.

232
00:11:02,421 --> 00:11:04,022
Ovo je očito žena
koji je ostao bez regeneratora.

233
00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:06,358
Oh, pazi kuda hodaš.
Cijelo mjesto

234
00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:07,659
je minirana.

235
00:11:07,759 --> 00:11:10,028
Nikad se ne zna kada
taj psihopata će se vratiti.

236
00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:12,164
uđi.

237
00:11:12,264 --> 00:11:13,398
u redu

238
00:11:22,274 --> 00:11:24,743
Mrzim ovaj posao.

239
00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:28,547
gospođo Campbell,

240
00:11:29,181 --> 00:11:31,350
Ja sam Jack, Sarin dečko.

241
00:11:31,450 --> 00:11:33,519
Čuo sam toliko o tebi...

242
00:11:33,619 --> 00:11:34,720
Uh, ništa od toga nije dobro.

243
00:11:35,621 --> 00:11:37,957
ništa nisam čuo
o tebi, Jack.

244
00:11:38,056 --> 00:11:39,658
pretpostavljam
ti si jedno govno.

245
00:11:39,758 --> 00:11:42,996
Ali kako bih znao kada
Nisam čuo
od moje kćeri

246
00:11:43,095 --> 00:11:44,796
za, koliko, šest mjeseci?

247
00:11:44,898 --> 00:11:46,632
Šest godina, majko.

248
00:11:46,732 --> 00:11:48,300
A čija je to krivnja?

249
00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:51,069
– A čija je to krivnja?
Ne znam, možda je tvoja!

250
00:11:51,570 --> 00:11:52,638
To je pošteno.

251
00:11:52,738 --> 00:11:55,807
Želimo učiti
od užasa koji si preživio.

252
00:11:55,909 --> 00:11:56,775
pogledaj...

253
00:11:56,876 --> 00:11:58,810
<i>Strašni film 3</i> i <i>4</i>

254
00:11:58,912 --> 00:12:00,379
platio mi je
puno novca za djevojku--

255
00:12:00,479 --> 00:12:02,481
Nema ništa
tamo učiti.

256
00:12:02,581 --> 00:12:05,517
Ali ako želiš razgovarati
o <i>The House Bunny</i>, pucaj.

257
00:12:05,617 --> 00:12:07,119
Opet se događa!

258
00:12:07,219 --> 00:12:10,924
Neki seronja s maskom.
Moramo ga zaustaviti.

259
00:12:11,024 --> 00:12:13,026
Nisi spreman, lovebug.

260
00:12:13,125 --> 00:12:16,061
pripremao sam se
za ovo godinama.

261
00:12:16,161 --> 00:12:18,096
Žrtvovao sve.

262
00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:21,233
Bila si užasna majka.
Hajde, dušo

263
00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:23,168
bilo nam je lijepo.

264
00:12:23,268 --> 00:12:27,172
Kao onog Božića kad sam te poveo
dočekati Djeda Božićnjaka u trgovačkom centru.

265
00:12:36,748 --> 00:12:37,683
Potez!

266
00:12:38,150 --> 00:12:39,718
Bok Djed Božićnjak.

267
00:12:39,818 --> 00:12:43,022
Žao mi je ako neću
sjesti ti u krilo.

268
00:12:43,121 --> 00:12:44,456
Ježiš me.

269
00:12:52,164 --> 00:12:53,298
Mama?

270
00:12:53,933 --> 00:12:55,969
Djed Mraz mi je dao odsječenu ruku!

271
00:12:56,069 --> 00:12:58,103
Svakako mu se zahvalite.

272
00:13:04,676 --> 00:13:06,678
Je li to stopalo?

273
00:13:06,778 --> 00:13:08,280
Ew, to je odvratno.

274
00:13:09,781 --> 00:13:10,883
Koji kurac?

275
00:13:13,019 --> 00:13:15,088
<i>Žao mi je</i>

276
00:13:15,187 --> 00:13:18,024
ako si tako saznao
Djed Mraz ne postoji.

277
00:13:18,123 --> 00:13:19,926
Uh, majko, trebam tvoju pomoć!

278
00:13:20,026 --> 00:13:23,595
Da izliječi naše emocionalne rane
i prošlost ostaviti iza nas?

279
00:13:23,695 --> 00:13:25,263
O, Bože, ne.

280
00:13:25,364 --> 00:13:27,967
Ne, ubiti Ghostface!

281
00:13:28,067 --> 00:13:29,701
Imate li oružje?

282
00:13:31,004 --> 00:13:33,705
Ja sam jebena Cindy Campbell.

283
00:13:33,805 --> 00:13:35,540
Imam milijune oružja!

284
00:13:35,641 --> 00:13:36,375
ali, um,

285
00:13:36,475 --> 00:13:38,176
nitko od njih nije registriran

286
00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:40,379
zbog mojih mentalnih problema.

287
00:13:40,479 --> 00:13:44,249
Dakle, ako možete samo zadržati to
na niskom--

288
00:13:44,349 --> 00:13:46,318
- U redu.
- Oh!

289
00:13:46,418 --> 00:13:47,987
Da, bit ću dobro.

290
00:13:48,087 --> 00:13:49,554
Nisam se ozlijedio
na bilo kojem od ovih šiljaka.

291
00:13:58,031 --> 00:13:59,932
Oh, hej,
pa sam ranije razgovarao sa Sarom.

292
00:14:00,033 --> 00:14:01,333
Oh, dolazi li ona?
znaš,

293
00:14:01,433 --> 00:14:02,935
Čuo sam
zvuk zujanja.

294
00:14:03,036 --> 00:14:04,569
Dakle, moguće je.
br.

295
00:14:04,670 --> 00:14:07,706
mislio sam
u Woodsville, glupane.
Oh. Da, zaboravio sam pitati.

296
00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:09,241
Hej, Jimbo! Idi duboko!

297
00:14:09,341 --> 00:14:10,475
Da, da!
Baci ga, baci ga!

298
00:14:10,575 --> 00:14:12,244
Oh!

299
00:14:12,344 --> 00:14:13,679
slatko!

300
00:14:14,212 --> 00:14:15,547
Kad već govorimo o dubini...

301
00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:17,616
Uh, ne znam
ako je dobro vrijeme.

302
00:14:17,716 --> 00:14:19,384
Svi znaju
što se događa s tinejdžerima

303
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,087
koji pokušavaju voditi ljubav kad
ubojica je na slobodi.

304
00:14:21,186 --> 00:14:22,654
Brad je u pravu
o jednoj stvari, dečki.

305
00:14:22,754 --> 00:14:25,357
U redu, Ghostface se vratio.
Moramo se naoružati.

306
00:14:25,457 --> 00:14:28,061
Papar sprej, provjeri.

307
00:14:28,161 --> 00:14:29,929
Taser, provjeri.

308
00:14:30,029 --> 00:14:31,496
guzica,

309
00:14:31,596 --> 00:14:33,166
dupla provjera.

310
00:14:33,265 --> 00:14:34,332
prokletstvo!

311
00:14:34,433 --> 00:14:36,201
Ti samo nosi tu stvar
okolo?

312
00:14:36,301 --> 00:14:37,937
Lako se sakriti.

313
00:14:41,074 --> 00:14:43,608
U tvoju guzicu.

314
00:14:44,110 --> 00:14:45,577
Impresionirana sam.

315
00:14:54,921 --> 00:14:58,490
Što ima, svi? vratio sam se!

316
00:14:59,959 --> 00:15:00,960
Sranje, sine!

317
00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:03,029
Hej, što ima, ujače?
"Unc"?

318
00:15:03,129 --> 00:15:05,630
umoran sam od tebe
male Gen Z Alpha crnje

319
00:15:05,731 --> 00:15:07,967
koristeći pojmove poput "unc"
i "tetka".

320
00:15:08,067 --> 00:15:10,469
Plinska rasvjeta i ostakljenje
i glamping,

321
00:15:10,569 --> 00:15:12,504
pokušavajući moju generaciju
zvuči staro.

322
00:15:12,604 --> 00:15:14,173
Ja nisam tvoj prokleti ujak, crnjo!

323
00:15:14,272 --> 00:15:16,541
Shorty, naš si
mamin brat, pa, da,

324
00:15:16,641 --> 00:15:18,310
tehnički, ti si naš ujak.

325
00:15:18,410 --> 00:15:21,279
Oh.
Moja greška.

326
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:23,916
Ludi što su ti dopustili
podučavati ovdje.

327
00:15:24,016 --> 00:15:26,485
podučavati? Ne, crnjo.

328
00:15:26,585 --> 00:15:27,719
prisustvujem.

329
00:15:27,819 --> 00:15:31,891
Gledaš u ponosnog
25-godišnjakinja.

330
00:15:31,991 --> 00:15:34,994
Zapravo, crnjo,
bio si u mom razredu Sex Ed.

331
00:15:35,094 --> 00:15:37,130
Dječače, stvarno si pametan.

332
00:15:37,230 --> 00:15:39,065
Znaš puno o penisima.

333
00:15:39,165 --> 00:15:42,334
Trebao bi biti kao,
poput veterinara,

334
00:15:42,434 --> 00:15:43,903
ali za kurac.

335
00:15:44,803 --> 00:15:46,738
kada si
konačno diplomirati?

336
00:15:46,839 --> 00:15:49,108
Dok radimo nastavak
i moram slijediti
vi mali mladi crnje

337
00:15:49,208 --> 00:15:50,275
na koledž po svoj ček.

338
00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:52,211
Čekajte, dečki. Utorak je budan!

339
00:15:52,344 --> 00:15:54,546
U redu! Utorak!
Tko je, dovraga, utorak?

340
00:15:54,646 --> 00:15:55,781
Hej, moramo ići
u bolnicu.

341
00:15:55,882 --> 00:15:58,683
Ići ćeš autobusom kući?
Ne. PJ.

342
00:15:58,784 --> 00:16:00,219
Privatni mlažnjak?

343
00:16:00,318 --> 00:16:01,319
Da. Ljubomoran?

344
00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:02,754
Čovječe, cijeli dan pušiš travu.

345
00:16:02,855 --> 00:16:05,390
Samo igrajte video igre,
prenosite uživo.

346
00:16:05,490 --> 00:16:06,792
Doslovno ste dobili novac
ne radeći ništa.

347
00:16:06,893 --> 00:16:10,295
Točno. Ostavljam težak posao
za stare glave.

348
00:16:10,395 --> 00:16:11,998
Sranje, sine!

349
00:16:13,331 --> 00:16:15,467
Još uvijek isti Shorty.
u redu

350
00:16:15,567 --> 00:16:17,236
Provjeri moju kripto, crnjo.

351
00:16:17,335 --> 00:16:19,205
Ajme, sranje,
Dobio sam tri milijuna dolara!

352
00:16:21,073 --> 00:16:23,276
kvragu,
sada gubim pet milijuna.

353
00:16:23,375 --> 00:16:25,878
Ovo sranje je ludo, sine.

354
00:17:00,712 --> 00:17:01,446
Zraka!

355
00:17:01,546 --> 00:17:03,415
Sestro Brenda, u redu je.

356
00:17:03,515 --> 00:17:05,684
Čuo si zov grijeha,
da, jesi.

357
00:17:05,784 --> 00:17:07,153
Ali Gospodin nas je pozvao

358
00:17:07,253 --> 00:17:09,889
pokazati muškarcima
takvi poput tebe put.

359
00:17:09,989 --> 00:17:12,892
Hajde sine! Dođi s nama.

360
00:17:12,992 --> 00:17:14,359
Dođite do nas.

361
00:17:14,459 --> 00:17:17,296
Bog te vidio da dolaziš.
Zato ne varajte da dođete.

362
00:17:17,395 --> 00:17:21,433
Trebamo te doći
kao da nikada prije nisi došao.

363
00:17:21,533 --> 00:17:23,401
Dođi po Oca,
dođi po Sina.

364
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,737
Držim te za ruku
i doći ćemo zajedno.

365
00:17:25,838 --> 00:17:28,440
- Bog je dobar, čovječe!
- Da, gospodine.

366
00:17:28,540 --> 00:17:29,674
Hvala ti, Isuse.

367
00:17:29,774 --> 00:17:30,475
Amen.

368
00:17:30,575 --> 00:17:31,476
Aleluja.

369
00:17:31,576 --> 00:17:32,945
Izvolite.

370
00:17:33,045 --> 00:17:38,251
U ime Boga,
pusti to, Ray! Pusti to!

371
00:17:38,351 --> 00:17:39,185
crnjo!

372
00:17:39,285 --> 00:17:41,320
Oh, moja greška.

373
00:17:41,419 --> 00:17:42,787
Zadnji put.

374
00:17:45,557 --> 00:17:49,328
Poželimo dobrodošlicu novom članu
našoj kongre-gay-ciji.

375
00:17:49,427 --> 00:17:50,795
Neka ljudi znaju

376
00:17:50,897 --> 00:17:53,199
kako se osjećaš brate
Izvolite.

377
00:17:57,669 --> 00:18:00,106
Nisam više gay.

378
00:18:00,206 --> 00:18:03,109
Aleluja!

379
00:18:03,209 --> 00:18:04,076
Da gospodine!

380
00:18:04,176 --> 00:18:05,443
Nisam više gay!

381
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:06,979
Slava Gospodinu!

382
00:18:07,079 --> 00:18:08,413
Nisam više gay!

383
00:18:08,513 --> 00:18:10,016
On više nije gay.

384
00:18:10,116 --> 00:18:12,318
Spašen sam!

385
00:18:12,417 --> 00:18:14,552
Neću više izlaziti s muškarcem!

386
00:18:14,653 --> 00:18:15,888
Čak i ako je vraški seksi

387
00:18:15,988 --> 00:18:18,556
s velikim starim chestesesom
i živahne areole!

388
00:18:18,657 --> 00:18:20,026
o da,
još uvijek imaš tajnu.

389
00:18:20,126 --> 00:18:23,930
Neću više
nositi torbicu, našminkati se,

390
00:18:24,030 --> 00:18:24,997
hodati u visokim petama.

391
00:18:25,097 --> 00:18:26,399
Što?

392
00:18:26,498 --> 00:18:28,700
Crveni donji dio. Onaj s
slatka mala kopča

393
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,468
sa strane.
To su moje cipele.

394
00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:34,407
Neću više ići na Grindr
i prijeđite prstom udesno

395
00:18:34,506 --> 00:18:36,275
kod crnih muškaraca...
Hmm?

396
00:18:36,375 --> 00:18:38,411
...bijelci, azijski muškarci.

397
00:18:38,510 --> 00:18:40,779
Bio si na Grindru?
Neću više ići na putovanja

398
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:43,715
na Filipine
tražim dame.

399
00:18:43,815 --> 00:18:46,919
Na Phuket. Ko Samui.
Povratak u Phuket.

400
00:18:47,019 --> 00:18:49,388
Onda u Vijetnam vidjeti
ako ih mogu nabaviti imalo jeftinije.

401
00:18:49,487 --> 00:18:51,589
Mislio sam da je to za
naša godišnjica, Ray.

402
00:18:51,690 --> 00:18:53,525
Oh, ovaj crnja
prešao puno kilometara.

403
00:18:53,625 --> 00:18:55,794
Neću više stajati
gola zadnjica u ogledalu

404
00:18:55,895 --> 00:18:57,897
s mojim penisom
ušuškana između mojih nogu...

405
00:18:57,997 --> 00:19:00,765
...plešući kao frajer
iz <i>Silence of the Lambs.</i>

406
00:19:00,866 --> 00:19:02,868
„Stavlja losion
u košari, Precious."

407
00:19:02,969 --> 00:19:05,972
Ja sam se promijenio čovjek!
Spašen sam!

408
00:19:06,072 --> 00:19:07,873
Sranje.
hoću!

409
00:19:07,974 --> 00:19:09,541
Rekao sam da hoću!

410
00:19:09,641 --> 00:19:12,244
Voljet ću ženu!

411
00:19:13,678 --> 00:19:14,679
Žene, žene, žene!

412
00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,648
Možete skinuti to "W-O".

413
00:19:16,748 --> 00:19:18,117
Žene, žene, žene!

414
00:19:18,217 --> 00:19:20,386
Muški-es, men-es, mens-es.

415
00:19:20,485 --> 00:19:22,754
žene--

416
00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:27,893
Ne, ne. Ne, ne, Ray. Ne, ne.

417
00:19:34,467 --> 00:19:35,968
Gutljaj, gutljaj, gutljaj.

418
00:19:36,068 --> 00:19:38,304
Vau, crnjo.

419
00:19:38,404 --> 00:19:40,272
jastreb tuah,
sokole tuah, sokole tuah!

420
00:19:40,373 --> 00:19:41,941
Nabijaš se na to?

421
00:19:42,041 --> 00:19:44,010
Spašen sam!

422
00:20:12,737 --> 00:20:15,673
utorak, utorak.

423
00:20:16,308 --> 00:20:18,144
O moj Bože.

424
00:20:18,244 --> 00:20:20,246
Njezino lice. Sav zgrčen.

425
00:20:20,346 --> 00:20:22,081
O, moj Bože, i stenjanje.

426
00:20:28,154 --> 00:20:30,523
Pokušavao sam to dobiti
vani na sat vremena.

427
00:20:30,622 --> 00:20:32,624
Kako se osjećaš, Tues?

428
00:20:32,724 --> 00:20:35,061
Hej, što ti daju
za bol? Je li to...

429
00:20:35,161 --> 00:20:37,396
Je li to morfij ili...?

430
00:20:37,496 --> 00:20:39,498
Kuja.
Da vidimo.

431
00:20:41,434 --> 00:20:43,568
O, da!

432
00:20:43,668 --> 00:20:46,704
Oh, ovo je tako dobro, dobro.

433
00:20:46,805 --> 00:20:48,307
ovo ono
Britney Spears sranje.

434
00:20:48,407 --> 00:20:49,607
Tjera me da želim
biti polugol,

435
00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:52,078
plesati okolo
i žonglirati nekim noževima.

436
00:20:52,178 --> 00:20:54,612
Sara, tko je to
Sličan Jeffreyju Dahmeru?

437
00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:57,483
Oh. Ovo je moj dečko, Jack.

438
00:20:57,582 --> 00:20:59,784
Stvarno mi je drago upoznati te.

439
00:21:00,553 --> 00:21:01,887
Liči mi na Ted Bundyja.

440
00:21:01,987 --> 00:21:04,423
Ali to nije
ne tiče me se.

441
00:21:04,523 --> 00:21:06,525
Mm-hmm. Mm!

442
00:21:06,624 --> 00:21:08,626
Ovaj mali izboden
kučka ovdje treba malo odmora.

443
00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:11,063
Pa odjebite svi!

444
00:21:11,163 --> 00:21:12,164
Da, gospođo.

445
00:21:13,065 --> 00:21:14,632
Oh, ne ti, Sara.

446
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:17,103
Zašto? Što sam učinio?

447
00:21:18,003 --> 00:21:19,905
Tako se bojim.

448
00:21:20,005 --> 00:21:23,542
Oh, utorak,
trebao bi biti.

449
00:21:23,641 --> 00:21:26,412
Izboden si devet puta.

450
00:21:26,512 --> 00:21:28,713
I ubojica zna
gdje živiš.

451
00:21:28,813 --> 00:21:31,250
Pozvao bih te da dođeš
ostani kod mene, ali

452
00:21:31,350 --> 00:21:34,220
zapravo ne želim
takav juju u mojoj kući.

453
00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:35,488
Koliko znamo,

454
00:21:35,588 --> 00:21:37,890
on stoji
točno ispred tih vrata.

455
00:21:43,229 --> 00:21:45,397
To je utješno, Sara.

456
00:21:45,498 --> 00:21:46,731
Mislio sam da ću umrijeti.

457
00:21:46,832 --> 00:21:48,901
Znam i ja!

458
00:21:49,001 --> 00:21:51,470
Planirao sam tvoj sprovod.

459
00:21:51,570 --> 00:21:54,240
Što dovraga?
I napisao sam tvoju osmrtnicu.

460
00:21:54,340 --> 00:21:56,275
Više kao da je ChatGPT to napisao.

461
00:21:56,375 --> 00:21:57,576
Ali ti si još uvijek ovdje.

462
00:21:57,675 --> 00:22:00,146
I neću nikad
neka te bilo tko povrijedi.

463
00:22:01,614 --> 00:22:04,250
Oh, njam! komadići leda!

464
00:22:04,350 --> 00:22:05,717
O Bože!

465
00:22:05,817 --> 00:22:07,553
Pusti me!

466
00:22:09,455 --> 00:22:10,688
Pomoć!

467
00:22:10,788 --> 00:22:12,525
Ova bijela djevojka ne može umrijeti
u mojoj smjeni!

468
00:22:12,625 --> 00:22:13,993
Ja sam zaposlenik DEI-a!

469
00:22:14,093 --> 00:22:16,761
O moj Bože! O moj Bože!
Prije sekunde je bila dobro.

470
00:22:16,862 --> 00:22:19,198
Ne! Ne, dobro sam! ja sam dobro!
Jasan!

471
00:22:19,298 --> 00:22:21,000
Opet!

472
00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:23,569
Hajde, kučko bijela,
Trebam ovaj posao! Jasan!

473
00:22:23,668 --> 00:22:25,504
Ne radi!
Jasan!

474
00:22:25,604 --> 00:22:28,274
Gubimo je.

475
00:22:28,374 --> 00:22:29,875
jače!

476
00:22:33,012 --> 00:22:34,346
Oh, čovječe.

477
00:22:34,446 --> 00:22:36,248
Izgleda da nema
ništa nije ostalo

478
00:22:36,348 --> 00:22:38,851
ali misli,
molitve i svinjske kožice.

479
00:22:39,585 --> 00:22:40,685
Bože dragi.

480
00:22:40,785 --> 00:22:42,754
medicinska sestra Ratchett,
provjeri žicu!

481
00:22:42,855 --> 00:22:45,291
<i>Žica</i> je bila sranje, dušo.
To je moj show.

482
00:22:45,391 --> 00:22:47,126
Droga i taj Idris Elba

483
00:22:47,226 --> 00:22:49,528
napravi ovaj kolačić
want to pop, pop, pop!

484
00:22:49,628 --> 00:22:51,830
Dragi Bože, molim te

485
00:22:51,931 --> 00:22:53,499
prihvati ovu bijelu kučku--

486
00:22:53,599 --> 00:22:55,134
Oh!

487
00:22:55,234 --> 00:22:57,735
Gospodin radi
in mysterious ways.

488
00:22:58,437 --> 00:22:59,572
idem na pauzu.

489
00:22:59,672 --> 00:23:01,407
Oh, Tues.

490
00:23:01,507 --> 00:23:02,875
I will never let anyone

491
00:23:02,975 --> 00:23:05,644
opet te povrijediti.
Mm-mm.

492
00:23:09,348 --> 00:23:10,782
ooh! Moja greška.

493
00:23:22,628 --> 00:23:23,761
Zdravo?

494
00:23:23,862 --> 00:23:26,332
<i>Hello, Sara.</i>

495
00:23:26,432 --> 00:23:27,833
tko je ovo

496
00:23:27,933 --> 00:23:31,570
<i>Netko</i>
<i>koji zna tvoju malu tajnu.</i>

497
00:23:31,670 --> 00:23:34,340
Ne, ne, kunem se
to nije bio nacistički pozdrav!

498
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:35,807
U redu? Osvojila sam Prom Queen

499
00:23:35,908 --> 00:23:37,876
i bio sam-- bio sam
bacam svoje srce u gomilu!

500
00:23:37,977 --> 00:23:42,681
<i>Ne, ja govorim</i>
<i>o tvojoj obiteljskoj tajni.</i>

501
00:23:44,049 --> 00:23:47,019
Oh, ti si kurac
koji je povrijedio moju sestru.

502
00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:49,121
<i>Pa, jesam</i>
<i>da te natjeram da se vratiš ovamo.</i>

503
00:23:49,221 --> 00:23:51,857
Slušajte, ako želite
zajebavati se sa mnom, seronjo,

504
00:23:51,957 --> 00:23:53,525
onda dođi po mene!

505
00:23:53,626 --> 00:23:55,094
Sa zadovoljstvom.

506
00:23:58,564 --> 00:24:01,367
Pomoć!

507
00:24:01,467 --> 00:24:03,369
Neka netko pomogne!

508
00:24:03,469 --> 00:24:06,372
Molim vas, neka netko pomogne!

509
00:24:07,139 --> 00:24:08,607
Kuja!

510
00:24:08,707 --> 00:24:10,175
Ovo je soba za odmor.

511
00:24:10,276 --> 00:24:11,210
Mm-hmm.

512
00:24:11,310 --> 00:24:12,344
Na pauzi smo.

513
00:24:12,444 --> 00:24:14,079
- O, Bože.
- Propovijedati.

514
00:24:20,419 --> 00:24:21,920
Uzmi to!

515
00:24:22,021 --> 00:24:24,056
Uf!

516
00:24:25,524 --> 00:24:26,824
Molim te, spasi me!

517
00:24:26,925 --> 00:24:29,662
Spašavao sam ljude
cijeli dan!

518
00:24:29,762 --> 00:24:31,530
Pa ti riješi svoje.

519
00:24:31,630 --> 00:24:33,198
Bit ću ovdje

520
00:24:33,299 --> 00:24:36,435
jedem svoj falafel
i moje svinjske kožice.

521
00:24:36,535 --> 00:24:38,504
Izgledam kao tvoja mama?

522
00:24:40,139 --> 00:24:43,275
- Isprobajte me sada!
- Pauza je gotova.

523
00:24:49,648 --> 00:24:51,150
Nema na čemu.

524
00:24:53,719 --> 00:24:57,323
Stvarno izgleda
dobio si udarac
nešto tvrdo. Kao metal.

525
00:24:57,423 --> 00:24:59,458
Rekao sam ti, pao sam.

526
00:24:59,558 --> 00:25:03,862
Sad gdje točno
idemo li
Za razgovor sa stručnjakom.

527
00:25:15,541 --> 00:25:16,742
Otići!

528
00:25:16,842 --> 00:25:18,410
Tako mi je žao što smetam.
Mi samo...

529
00:25:18,510 --> 00:25:20,045
Samo vas želimo pitati
nekoliko pitanja.

530
00:25:20,145 --> 00:25:21,847
Daj mi jedan dobar razlog

531
00:25:21,947 --> 00:25:23,382
zašto bih trebao razgovarati s tobom.

532
00:25:23,482 --> 00:25:24,616
Ja sam bijelac.

533
00:25:24,717 --> 00:25:26,452
Koliko bijela?
Oh, govorim

534
00:25:26,552 --> 00:25:28,120
Candace Owens bijela.

535
00:25:28,954 --> 00:25:30,689
Oh.
Šest stopa.

536
00:25:30,789 --> 00:25:31,924
Kad ste rekli stručnjak,
Pretpostavio sam da misliš

537
00:25:32,024 --> 00:25:33,425
više kao
Neil deGrasse Tyson ili...

538
00:25:33,525 --> 00:25:34,526
šuti.

539
00:25:34,626 --> 00:25:35,994
Ja sam Sara Campbell.

540
00:25:36,095 --> 00:25:38,364
Sinoć sam napadnut.
Mislim da bi trebao otići.

541
00:25:38,464 --> 00:25:41,133
Ne želim biti izboden.
I ne želim Covid, u redu?

542
00:25:41,233 --> 00:25:42,768
Molim te, hajde. samo--
Idemo.

543
00:25:42,868 --> 00:25:44,136
Samo dvije minute,
to je sve što tražim.

544
00:25:44,236 --> 00:25:45,437
ne ne

545
00:25:45,537 --> 00:25:47,072
Dajem vam osam minuta.

546
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:49,908
I jos jedna stvar.

547
00:25:50,008 --> 00:25:52,544
Moram te testirati na Covid.

548
00:25:54,346 --> 00:25:55,581
Ohh!

549
00:25:55,681 --> 00:25:56,782
Ahh...

550
00:25:56,882 --> 00:25:58,250
Dobri ste.

551
00:25:58,350 --> 00:26:00,185
<i>Kada je završio radni tjedan</i>
<i>postati "probuđeni tjedan"?</i>

552
00:26:00,285 --> 00:26:03,355
<i>Imamo Crni petak.</i>
<i>Što je sljedeće, Mulatski ponedjeljak?</i>

553
00:26:03,455 --> 00:26:05,124
<i>Mislim, Žuti četvrtak?</i>

554
00:26:05,224 --> 00:26:07,826
<i>Sun utorak? Hajde.</i>

555
00:26:10,162 --> 00:26:11,697
Daj mi ovo
s puta ti.

556
00:26:11,797 --> 00:26:13,232
Oh!
oprosti

557
00:26:15,467 --> 00:26:17,736
Oh, ti, uh, imaš mačku.

558
00:26:17,837 --> 00:26:19,371
ja nemam mačku.

559
00:26:22,441 --> 00:26:23,642
Gail ima mačke.

560
00:26:23,742 --> 00:26:25,644
Znaš, ona ima
stvarno lijepe mačke.
Oh, ne.

561
00:26:25,744 --> 00:26:27,312
Lijepa maca.

562
00:26:27,413 --> 00:26:29,515
Ponekad može biti
malo smrdljiv.

563
00:26:29,615 --> 00:26:31,683
Oh!
Urađeni su testovi na Covid.

564
00:26:32,718 --> 00:26:34,219
Da! ti si dobar

565
00:26:36,088 --> 00:26:37,656
Ti si Cindyna kći, zar ne?

566
00:26:37,756 --> 00:26:39,191
Da.
Da.

567
00:26:39,291 --> 00:26:42,995
ne poznajem ga.
Ovo je Jack.
Moja ljubav.

568
00:26:43,095 --> 00:26:44,396
Ne! Ne, ne, ne.

569
00:26:44,496 --> 00:26:47,867
Pravilo broj jedan
preživjeti horor film je,

570
00:26:47,966 --> 00:26:50,335
„Nikad ne vjeruj
ljubavni interes."

571
00:26:50,436 --> 00:26:51,537
Pogledaj ga!

572
00:26:51,637 --> 00:26:55,274
Ima to čudno lijeno oko,
bockanje u jednom smjeru

573
00:26:55,374 --> 00:26:58,677
a onda slini
poput psihopata.

574
00:26:58,777 --> 00:27:00,646
Ima tu batrljak nogu.

575
00:27:00,746 --> 00:27:03,048
Čini ga da hoda čudno
i jezivo.

576
00:27:03,148 --> 00:27:05,951
Nemam panju.
Well, that guy does.

577
00:27:06,051 --> 00:27:09,254
Oh, gledam sebe.

578
00:27:09,354 --> 00:27:12,791
Specijalni časnik Doofy. U mirovini.

579
00:27:12,892 --> 00:27:15,895
Slušaj, Doofy,
stvarno bi nam dobro došla vaša pomoć.

580
00:27:15,994 --> 00:27:18,063
No. I can't go back
tom životu.

581
00:27:18,163 --> 00:27:20,732
Plus, mi smo u sredini
globalne pandemije!

582
00:27:20,834 --> 00:27:22,167
Okej, mrzim
da ti kažem,

583
00:27:22,267 --> 00:27:24,938
ali Covid je prošao
već godinama.

584
00:27:25,037 --> 00:27:27,005
Hmm.
Stvarno?

585
00:27:27,105 --> 00:27:28,474
- Da.
- Da.

586
00:27:30,910 --> 00:27:32,344
Prokletstvo!

587
00:27:32,444 --> 00:27:35,414
Što da radim?
sa svim tim konzerviranim mesom?

588
00:27:36,582 --> 00:27:39,685
izlazi van! ne želim
Ghostface da me pronađe.

589
00:27:39,785 --> 00:27:41,253
I ne vraćaj se!

590
00:27:53,833 --> 00:27:55,400
To je zvuk policije.

591
00:28:00,439 --> 00:28:03,943
Specijalni časnik Doofy,
javljanje na dužnost.

592
00:28:04,042 --> 00:28:06,778
U redu, samo zato što se tuširao
ne znači to--

593
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:08,046
Ne, nisam se tuširao.

594
00:28:08,146 --> 00:28:10,382
Uzimam samo vodu
iz mojih usta i--

595
00:28:10,482 --> 00:28:12,451
Hoćeš malo? U redu.
Ne, to je u redu.

596
00:28:12,551 --> 00:28:14,888
Hajde, Doofy.
Da, učinimo to.

597
00:28:14,988 --> 00:28:17,089
Pazi kuda hodaš.
U redu. Ja gledam.

598
00:28:35,741 --> 00:28:38,243
Zamrzni mozak!

599
00:28:51,590 --> 00:28:53,425
<i>Sara, tvoja je</i>
<i>mama iz geta dolazi</i>

600
00:28:53,525 --> 00:28:55,028
ili možemo početi razgovarati
o ovoj parceli?

601
00:28:55,127 --> 00:28:57,229
uh...

602
00:28:59,298 --> 00:29:00,465
zdravo

603
00:29:00,566 --> 00:29:01,800
došao si

604
00:29:01,901 --> 00:29:03,702
Ne za, otprilike, 15 godina, dušo.

605
00:29:03,802 --> 00:29:06,204
Ali kupila sam ovu novu ružu,

606
00:29:06,305 --> 00:29:08,240
pa fige.

607
00:29:11,710 --> 00:29:13,211
Oh.

608
00:29:13,312 --> 00:29:14,513
Oh!

609
00:29:14,613 --> 00:29:16,782
Oh, moj stari prijatelju!

610
00:29:16,883 --> 00:29:19,184
Ti si me naučio plesati.

611
00:29:19,284 --> 00:29:21,988
Kako napraviti pitu s puno N riječi.

612
00:29:22,087 --> 00:29:24,489
Crnjo, u pravu sam
iza tebe.

613
00:29:24,590 --> 00:29:25,190
Kratki!

614
00:29:25,290 --> 00:29:26,725
Što ima, Cindy?

615
00:29:26,825 --> 00:29:28,928
kako si Moj crnjo.

616
00:29:29,028 --> 00:29:31,430
Sranje, sine!

617
00:29:32,531 --> 00:29:33,599
Volim kosu.

618
00:29:33,699 --> 00:29:36,535
Vrlo je Mickey Rourke
u <i>Hrvaču.</i>

619
00:29:36,635 --> 00:29:37,870
Da.

620
00:29:37,971 --> 00:29:39,571
Ne mogu vjerovati da si pomislio
Bio sam mrtav.

621
00:29:39,671 --> 00:29:42,407
Pa između raka
od dima trave,

622
00:29:42,507 --> 00:29:45,011
tvoja ljubav prema McRibu
i rasistički policajci,

623
00:29:45,110 --> 00:29:46,445
Nisam mislio
imali ste priliku.

624
00:29:46,545 --> 00:29:48,780
da,
to je užasna kombinacija.

625
00:29:49,381 --> 00:29:51,783
Bok, Cin.
Prestani mi se smiješiti!

626
00:29:54,686 --> 00:29:56,089
Sranje! Svjetska zvijezda!

627
00:29:56,188 --> 00:29:58,123
Svjetska zvijezda! Svjetska zvijezda!

628
00:29:58,223 --> 00:30:00,459
hej
on je intelektualni invalid!

629
00:30:00,559 --> 00:30:02,728
Tako on samo izgleda,
ti pijani honky.

630
00:30:02,829 --> 00:30:03,997
Hej, hej, hej!

631
00:30:04,097 --> 00:30:05,697
Ne zovi tu bijelu kučku
honky.

632
00:30:05,797 --> 00:30:06,966
Daj, imaj malo poštovanja.

633
00:30:07,066 --> 00:30:09,869
Stalno se viđam s ljudima
posvuda se smiješi.

634
00:30:09,969 --> 00:30:11,336
Nisam baš simpatičan,

635
00:30:11,436 --> 00:30:13,438
tako mora biti
nekakvo prokletstvo.

636
00:30:13,538 --> 00:30:15,574
Hej, svima!
Napušena je.

637
00:30:15,674 --> 00:30:16,876
Vidi što sam dobio.

638
00:30:16,976 --> 00:30:18,543
Želatina bez robne marke

639
00:30:18,644 --> 00:30:21,047
napravljen od žitnog alkohola
i GHB.

640
00:30:21,179 --> 00:30:22,347
Dakle, nitko ništa ne pijucka

641
00:30:22,447 --> 00:30:24,050
nisu pristali
kao prošli put,

642
00:30:24,149 --> 00:30:25,250
što se ispričavam.
Mm-hmm.

643
00:30:25,350 --> 00:30:27,053
Uzmi jednu.
I sam volim kroviti.

644
00:30:28,353 --> 00:30:29,122
Ne, mama. Ne, mama.
Jesi li siguran, dušo?

645
00:30:29,221 --> 00:30:30,489
Bok, Brenda.

646
00:30:30,589 --> 00:30:32,658
Molim te, nemoj me zvati
pod mojim vladinim imenom.

647
00:30:32,758 --> 00:30:34,593
Zovite me mama.

648
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:36,261
Cindy!

649
00:30:36,361 --> 00:30:37,864
O moj Bože!

650
00:30:38,831 --> 00:30:39,798
Ispustio si pladanj.

651
00:30:39,899 --> 00:30:41,067
O moj Bože, Cindy,

652
00:30:41,166 --> 00:30:43,036
Oduvijek te nisam vidio!

653
00:30:43,136 --> 00:30:45,872
Bože moj, pogledaj se!
Izgledaš isto!

654
00:30:45,972 --> 00:30:47,305
Minus vrane noge.

655
00:30:47,406 --> 00:30:49,541
A kosa ti je tako suha.

656
00:30:49,641 --> 00:30:52,511
Oh, i tvoje sise
pao do sada.

657
00:30:52,611 --> 00:30:55,447
Osim toga,
izgledaš potpuno isto.

658
00:30:55,547 --> 00:30:57,315
Što si radio?

659
00:30:57,416 --> 00:30:59,484
Oh, znaš,
zanemarujući moju djecu

660
00:30:59,584 --> 00:31:02,989
pa se mogu pripremiti
ubiti Ghostface
ako se ikada vrati.

661
00:31:03,089 --> 00:31:04,456
Što je s tobom?

662
00:31:04,556 --> 00:31:06,926
Pa, bio sam uglavnom samo
opijanje srednjoškolaca

663
00:31:07,026 --> 00:31:08,360
u očajničkom pokušaju
ostati mlad

664
00:31:08,460 --> 00:31:09,594
i zadrži moju djecu kod kuće.

665
00:31:09,695 --> 00:31:11,296
Uvijek sam znala
bila bi super mama.

666
00:31:11,396 --> 00:31:12,597
Oh, Cindy!

667
00:31:12,698 --> 00:31:14,867
Trebamo li se zagrliti?
Oh, stvarno želim,

668
00:31:14,967 --> 00:31:18,270
ali sad sam republikanac
pa ja bih trebao biti rasist.

669
00:31:18,370 --> 00:31:21,007
Oh, curo, mislim sve
bijelci su ionako rasisti.

670
00:31:21,107 --> 00:31:22,207
dođi ovamo
U redu.

671
00:31:22,307 --> 00:31:24,177
Mm!
Oh!

672
00:31:24,276 --> 00:31:27,146
Hoćeš priliku? Da? Ovdje.
Oh, da, da, molim te.

673
00:31:27,245 --> 00:31:29,414
Znaš, mama,
ovo bi mjesto moglo biti tako cool

674
00:31:29,514 --> 00:31:32,118
ako imaš, kao,
stol za pivski tenis tamo,

675
00:31:32,217 --> 00:31:33,518
i možda, kao, zid za grickalice.

676
00:31:33,618 --> 00:31:35,253
Što znaš o cool?
Kad sam bio tvojih godina,

677
00:31:35,353 --> 00:31:37,823
Pucao sam boce
s Puffyjem, Puff Daddyjem,

678
00:31:37,924 --> 00:31:39,158
P. Diddy, Diddy.

679
00:31:39,257 --> 00:31:40,726
Svi Seanovi.

680
00:31:40,826 --> 00:31:43,595
To nije dobro starilo.
Tvoja mama je bila nakaza

681
00:31:43,695 --> 00:31:44,496
u nakazama.

682
00:31:44,596 --> 00:31:46,165
Sranje, sine!

683
00:31:46,264 --> 00:31:47,532
Želiš vidjeti nešto cool?

684
00:31:47,632 --> 00:31:50,335
Pokazat ću ti nešto cool.

685
00:31:57,176 --> 00:31:58,343
Bože, to je super.

686
00:31:58,443 --> 00:31:59,644
sta to radis

687
00:31:59,745 --> 00:32:00,378
Što?

688
00:32:00,479 --> 00:32:01,713
Ne, ne tako.

689
00:32:01,813 --> 00:32:02,581
Ovako.

690
00:32:02,681 --> 00:32:04,217
Oh, da.

691
00:32:04,316 --> 00:32:06,986
Ne znam zašto
svi se ponašate tako uplašeno.

692
00:32:07,086 --> 00:32:08,187
Pištolj nije ni napunjen.

693
00:32:08,286 --> 00:32:09,688
Sranje!

694
00:32:09,788 --> 00:32:11,924
O, sranje, sine!

695
00:32:12,524 --> 00:32:14,193
Uh-oh. Učinio sam to opet.

696
00:32:17,462 --> 00:32:19,264
Ovo posljednje uvijek zaboravim
u komori.

697
00:32:19,364 --> 00:32:20,332
Pomozi mi da pomaknem ovo tijelo.

698
00:32:20,432 --> 00:32:21,600
Da, shvatio si.

699
00:32:21,700 --> 00:32:23,035
To je bilo zabavno.

700
00:32:23,136 --> 00:32:24,469
Oh, pa, što radiš?

701
00:32:24,569 --> 00:32:27,006
- nakon ovoga?
- Želim ići u Cabo.

702
00:32:27,106 --> 00:32:28,740
Oh, volim Cabo!

703
00:32:28,841 --> 00:32:30,542
znaš što

704
00:32:30,642 --> 00:32:32,778
Stavljao sam kokain
gore moje hu-ha
i tamo stalno putuju.

705
00:32:32,879 --> 00:32:35,647
Pa, to je zato što
baš si pametan.
Da.

706
00:32:41,020 --> 00:32:41,954
Oh.

707
00:32:43,455 --> 00:32:46,358
U redu.
Vratimo se radnji.

708
00:32:46,458 --> 00:32:48,227
gledam te,
Oči Ted Bundyja.

709
00:32:48,326 --> 00:32:49,528
Izgleda kao školski strijelac.

710
00:32:49,628 --> 00:32:50,595
Mislim da si ti ubojica.

711
00:32:50,695 --> 00:32:52,064
- Oh, ja?
- Mm-hmm.

712
00:32:52,165 --> 00:32:53,765
Dobro, što o tome
Zamjenik Doofy tamo?

713
00:32:53,866 --> 00:32:57,203
Ja-ja nemam motiv.
Znate, koji je moj motiv?

714
00:32:57,302 --> 00:32:58,838
Ti si bio ubojica
u prvom filmu.

715
00:32:58,938 --> 00:33:01,573
Ne bi li te trebali zatvoriti?
Ne, dobio sam pomilovanje.

716
00:33:01,673 --> 00:33:04,911
Uglavnom zbog
juriš na Kapitol, znaš.

717
00:33:05,011 --> 00:33:06,678
Oh.
Imam dokaz.

718
00:33:06,778 --> 00:33:09,381
- Ovo sam ja. I uokviren je.
- Oh.

719
00:33:09,481 --> 00:33:10,850
To je cool šešir.

720
00:33:10,950 --> 00:33:12,717
Što je s Jess?

721
00:33:13,351 --> 00:33:14,352
Što je sa mnom?

722
00:33:14,452 --> 00:33:15,654
Ako netko ovdje ima problema

723
00:33:15,754 --> 00:33:17,056
to bi moglo dovesti do ubojstva...

724
00:33:17,156 --> 00:33:18,590
U redu, shvaćam!

725
00:33:18,690 --> 00:33:20,592
Trans-sramljenje
nije cool, u redu?

726
00:33:20,692 --> 00:33:22,694
Oni-- On je samo frajer.
Da.

727
00:33:22,794 --> 00:33:25,664
Minus snaga gornjeg dijela tijela
i kurac dio.

728
00:33:25,764 --> 00:33:28,034
Hej, ne znaš
što imam ovdje dolje, u redu?

729
00:33:28,134 --> 00:33:30,102
Ja znam.
Hej, hej.

730
00:33:30,203 --> 00:33:32,004
Slušajte, ono što znamo do sada

731
00:33:32,104 --> 00:33:33,538
su svi koji su bili napadnuti

732
00:33:33,638 --> 00:33:36,242
odnosi se na
izvorni likovi.

733
00:33:36,341 --> 00:33:37,509
Želi ubiti djecu.

734
00:33:37,609 --> 00:33:41,479
Aha! On radi rebootequel.

735
00:33:41,580 --> 00:33:43,182
- A što sad?
- Da. To je kao,

736
00:33:43,282 --> 00:33:44,516
ponovno pokretanje i nastavak.

737
00:33:44,616 --> 00:33:46,718
Miješa naslijeđene likove
s novim likovima

738
00:33:46,818 --> 00:33:49,721
u pokušaju da se hrani u
sranje nostalgija

739
00:33:49,821 --> 00:33:51,656
i dovesti više obožavatelja
u kazališta.

740
00:33:51,756 --> 00:33:53,893
Baš kao i prošle godine
<i>Znam što</i>
<i>Jesi prošlog ljeta.</i>

741
00:33:55,627 --> 00:33:58,030
To je film?
Što sam radio prošlog ljeta?

742
00:33:58,130 --> 00:34:00,465
Mislim da govoriš o
<i>Ljeto koje sam prelijepo.</i>

743
00:34:00,565 --> 00:34:01,868
- Da.
- Ray,

744
00:34:01,968 --> 00:34:03,870
kada si došao ovdje?
Oh, bio sam ovdje.

745
00:34:03,970 --> 00:34:06,038
Samo sam se družio
po muškom WC-u.

746
00:34:06,138 --> 00:34:07,240
Oh.
Moja soba?

747
00:34:07,340 --> 00:34:08,908
U redu, znači

748
00:34:09,008 --> 00:34:12,410
da naš ubojica piše
svoju verziju
<i>Horor filma.</i>

749
00:34:12,510 --> 00:34:16,182
U redu, dakle prema
pravila ponovnog poziva,

750
00:34:16,282 --> 00:34:17,350
tko je ubojica?

751
00:34:18,617 --> 00:34:20,752
Mislim da je prilično očito.

752
00:34:23,289 --> 00:34:24,323
WHO?

753
00:34:24,422 --> 00:34:26,359
Ti, kujo.
Mi?

754
00:34:26,458 --> 00:34:28,361
Ljudi, ja nisam ubojica.

755
00:34:28,460 --> 00:34:31,463
Ghostface je napao u utorak
da me namami natrag ovamo.

756
00:34:31,563 --> 00:34:35,001
Mislim da je napao u utorak
da te vratim ovamo

757
00:34:35,101 --> 00:34:37,003
kako bi me mogao vratiti ovamo.

758
00:34:37,103 --> 00:34:39,238
Želi ubiti OG-ove.

759
00:34:39,338 --> 00:34:40,538
To je bio fleks.

760
00:34:40,639 --> 00:34:41,941
Da, to zvuči bolje.

761
00:34:42,041 --> 00:34:43,441
Ajme, zajebi ovo!

762
00:34:43,541 --> 00:34:46,379
I jebi se, majko!

763
00:34:46,478 --> 00:34:48,047
Tvojoj majci?

764
00:34:48,147 --> 00:34:51,516
hej Ne budi tako bez poštovanja!

765
00:34:51,616 --> 00:34:53,085
I zovi me mama!

766
00:34:53,185 --> 00:34:54,320
Ili mamica.

767
00:34:54,419 --> 00:34:56,821
Ili što god je udobnije.

768
00:34:58,456 --> 00:34:59,691
<i>Sve jedinice, imajte na umu:</i>

769
00:34:59,791 --> 00:35:01,394
<i>Osumnjičenik je još uvijek na slobodi.</i>

770
00:35:01,493 --> 00:35:03,029
<i>Crni ogrtač, bijela maska...</i>

771
00:35:03,129 --> 00:35:04,729
<i>...veliki nož.</i>

772
00:35:17,343 --> 00:35:20,246
- Pričaj sa mnom.
<i>- Zdravo, šerife.</i>

773
00:35:20,346 --> 00:35:21,646
Agent Underwood?

774
00:35:21,746 --> 00:35:23,416
<i>Dat ću vam jedan savjet.</i>

775
00:35:23,515 --> 00:35:25,885
<i>Što ti je najdraže</i>
<i>strašni film?</i>

776
00:35:25,985 --> 00:35:27,954
Pa, ja ću ići
sa <i>Saltburn.</i>

777
00:35:28,054 --> 00:35:30,856
Mislim, član na tome
Englez je bio zastrašujući.

778
00:35:30,957 --> 00:35:34,293
Ken Jeongovo smeće
u <i>Mamurluku</i>
bio puno bolji prikaz

779
00:35:34,393 --> 00:35:36,228
muške anatomije.

780
00:35:36,329 --> 00:35:37,696
Što sad hoćeš, jebote?

781
00:35:37,796 --> 00:35:39,398
<i>Pa,</i>
<i>Samo zovem da ti kažem</i>

782
00:35:39,497 --> 00:35:41,167
<i>da dok dođeš kući,</i>

783
00:35:41,267 --> 00:35:44,103
<i>Utrobit ću</i>
<i>vaša djevojčica!</i>

784
00:35:44,203 --> 00:35:47,173
Hej, seronjo, ona je dječak!

785
00:35:56,215 --> 00:35:57,183
Jess!

786
00:36:12,331 --> 00:36:13,966
Tražite ovo?

787
00:36:15,134 --> 00:36:16,735
Dopusti da ti pomognem.

788
00:36:16,836 --> 00:36:21,140
Imam tvoj dječji kurac.
Namiguši, namiguši, namiguši.

789
00:36:30,049 --> 00:36:32,218
U redu.
Idemo.

790
00:36:32,318 --> 00:36:33,818
Što želiš, jebote?

791
00:36:33,919 --> 00:36:37,356
<i>Pa,</i>
<i>kao otac, kao, uh, sin?</i>

792
00:36:37,456 --> 00:36:38,924
<i>Uh--</i>

793
00:36:39,025 --> 00:36:40,625
<i>Razumijem</i>
<i>sam si kod kuće.</i>

794
00:36:40,725 --> 00:36:43,929
Pa, tata je vani, ali
bazen tip, vrtlar

795
00:36:44,030 --> 00:36:46,932
i vodoinstalater
svi su ovdje, seronjo.

796
00:36:47,033 --> 00:36:48,868
<i>Pogledajte kroz prozor.</i>

797
00:36:51,770 --> 00:36:53,272
LED!

798
00:36:53,372 --> 00:36:56,175
Ne! Ali oni su okosnica
američke radne snage!

799
00:36:56,275 --> 00:36:58,844
A ja sam previše bijela
raditi te poslove.

800
00:36:58,944 --> 00:37:00,578
<i>Pređimo na stvar.</i>

801
00:37:00,678 --> 00:37:02,680
<i>Postavit ću ti jedno pitanje.</i>

802
00:37:02,781 --> 00:37:05,583
<i>Ako točno odgovorite,</i>
<i>ti živiš.</i>

803
00:37:05,683 --> 00:37:09,422
<i>Tko je bio ubojica</i>
<i>u</i> horor filmu?

804
00:37:09,522 --> 00:37:12,657
Oh, to je lako.
Bio je to Bobby, a zatim Gay Ray,

805
00:37:12,757 --> 00:37:14,626
tip koji je bio
skroz zaljubljen u frajere,

806
00:37:14,726 --> 00:37:16,062
iako je
tvrdio je da nije.

807
00:37:16,162 --> 00:37:18,130
Klasična homofobija 2000-ih.

808
00:37:18,230 --> 00:37:19,631
Ali imam te, kučko.

809
00:37:19,731 --> 00:37:22,600
<i>Pogrešno! Zaboravili ste</i>
<i>Specijalni časnik Doofy.</i>

810
00:37:22,700 --> 00:37:25,703
<i>Sada umireš.</i>

811
00:37:33,179 --> 00:37:34,914
Bumbaklot!

812
00:37:36,282 --> 00:37:37,950
<i>Trebao bi</i>
<i>vjerojatno odgovori na to.</i>

813
00:37:38,050 --> 00:37:41,686
Mogu te doslovno vidjeti
pokušava ukrasti moj paket.

814
00:37:41,786 --> 00:37:44,356
Oh, sranje!

815
00:37:45,623 --> 00:37:47,193
Ah, to je bilo lako.

816
00:37:49,727 --> 00:37:51,629
<i>Uh, netko</i>
<i>naručiti odreske?</i>

817
00:37:51,729 --> 00:37:53,698
To je GoPuff.
Hmm.

818
00:37:55,568 --> 00:37:57,570
- Čekaj malo.
- Oprezno.

819
00:37:57,669 --> 00:37:59,737
Ne biste željeli
pustiti ubojicu.

820
00:37:59,839 --> 00:38:04,376
Upravo ćete se identificirati
kao mrtav.

821
00:38:07,279 --> 00:38:08,414
ti...

822
00:38:08,514 --> 00:38:11,150
ubosti kao--
djevojka.

823
00:38:18,656 --> 00:38:20,960
Hajde curo,
udari taj Ghostface Shuffle.

824
00:38:21,060 --> 00:38:23,562
Probajte Ghostface Killah
Paket zbirke.

825
00:38:23,661 --> 00:38:26,031
Ovo je Keke West
za OnlyFans Rapid News.

826
00:38:26,132 --> 00:38:27,799
"Brze vijesti".
Mislite na "Vapid News".

827
00:38:27,900 --> 00:38:29,969
Čak i ne znaš
imaj snimatelja!

828
00:38:30,069 --> 00:38:31,636
Moja oprema!

829
00:38:32,704 --> 00:38:34,106
Oprostite.

830
00:38:35,740 --> 00:38:36,976
Bože. ti si...

831
00:38:37,076 --> 00:38:38,377
Da, da.

832
00:38:38,477 --> 00:38:39,879
Trostruka nominacija za Emmyja

833
00:38:39,979 --> 00:38:42,581
za izvanredna postignuća
u senzacionalnom izvješćivanju.

834
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:44,682
Htjela sam reći
gospođa iz <i>Prijatelja</i>

835
00:38:44,782 --> 00:38:47,019
ali kraće
i s manje botoksa.

836
00:38:47,119 --> 00:38:48,454
Oh. Je li to
što si bio

837
00:38:48,554 --> 00:38:49,855
"reći ću"?
Da.

838
00:38:49,955 --> 00:38:51,557
Ti ozbiljno ne znaš
tko sam ja

839
00:38:51,656 --> 00:38:54,093
- Djevojčice, ja sam Gail--
- Gail proguta slinu!

840
00:38:54,193 --> 00:38:55,194
hej

841
00:38:55,294 --> 00:38:56,428
Tuča. Gail--

842
00:38:56,529 --> 00:38:58,696
Makni mi se s puta!
Oh.

843
00:39:02,868 --> 00:39:06,405
Doofus.
Hej, Gail.

844
00:39:06,505 --> 00:39:08,507
Vau. Nisi ostario ni dana.

845
00:39:08,607 --> 00:39:11,877
Ostario si
kao milijun dana.
To je toliko. pet--

846
00:39:11,977 --> 00:39:13,678
Vaši prsti
miris poput genitalija.

847
00:39:13,778 --> 00:39:15,813
sta radis
u toj smiješnoj uniformi?

848
00:39:15,915 --> 00:39:19,552
Uh, vratila sam se na slučaj.
Da, uhitit ću Ghostfacea.

849
00:39:19,652 --> 00:39:20,853
Pa, um,

850
00:39:20,953 --> 00:39:23,389
reci mi,
Službenik za posebne potrebe Doofy...

851
00:39:23,489 --> 00:39:25,357
Hm.

852
00:39:25,457 --> 00:39:26,824
Vau.
Ima li osumnjičenih

853
00:39:26,926 --> 00:39:29,662
u ovom tragičnom ipak potpuno
predvidljiv incident?

854
00:39:29,761 --> 00:39:31,130
Ne smijem reći.

855
00:39:31,230 --> 00:39:33,632
Ne, ne, u redu, ne.
Da, možete. Da, možete.

856
00:39:33,731 --> 00:39:35,434
Ne-- Da--

857
00:39:35,534 --> 00:39:36,569
Možete mi reći.

858
00:39:36,669 --> 00:39:37,802
Hm, ah, o, moj Bože.

859
00:39:37,903 --> 00:39:39,238
Koji kurac

860
00:39:39,338 --> 00:39:40,639
hej

861
00:39:40,738 --> 00:39:42,608
Sjeti se kada
pušio si

862
00:39:42,707 --> 00:39:44,343
za osjetljive podatke?

863
00:39:44,443 --> 00:39:48,147
Ne pusim vise,
dobro? Ne od MeToo.

864
00:39:48,247 --> 00:39:49,415
U redu. oprosti

865
00:39:49,515 --> 00:39:51,984
drkim sad,
ali bolje da je priča dobra.

866
00:39:52,084 --> 00:39:55,820
Dobro, drkat ću.
Učinimo to. Učinimo to.

867
00:40:06,498 --> 00:40:07,799
što...

868
00:40:15,341 --> 00:40:18,344
Uhvatit ću te.
Ujak Ray-Ray će te uhvatiti!

869
00:40:18,444 --> 00:40:19,845
Zraka?
Imaš moju odjeću,

870
00:40:19,945 --> 00:40:21,313
ti malo stvorenje.

871
00:40:24,583 --> 00:40:26,852
Možda trava ne bi trebala biti legalna.

872
00:40:29,421 --> 00:40:31,090
Jebote, da, trebalo bi!

873
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,935
Pozdrav, Shorty.

874
00:40:43,035 --> 00:40:46,672
Ti znaš
da je pušenje loše za vas.

875
00:40:46,771 --> 00:40:48,374
zapravo,
trava nije loša za tebe.

876
00:40:48,474 --> 00:40:51,477
Imate vitamine T, C i H,

877
00:40:51,577 --> 00:40:53,579
C, B i D.

878
00:40:53,679 --> 00:40:55,281
Što je bilo, Shorty?

879
00:40:55,381 --> 00:40:58,083
Izgledaš malo nervozno.

880
00:40:58,183 --> 00:41:01,754
Možda zato što postoji
maskirani serijski ubojica

881
00:41:01,854 --> 00:41:02,988
ispijajući čaj u mojoj radnoj sobi.

882
00:41:03,088 --> 00:41:04,923
Shorty, ti si moj crnja.

883
00:41:05,024 --> 00:41:07,626
Mislim, prijatelju. Molim vas, sjednite.

884
00:41:07,726 --> 00:41:09,128
U redu.

885
00:41:12,164 --> 00:41:13,999
Želite li prestati pušiti?

886
00:41:14,099 --> 00:41:16,201
Pa, da budem iskren,
Pokušao sam prestati.

887
00:41:16,302 --> 00:41:19,972
Ali moja majka je rekla,
"Ne odgajam osobe koje odustaju."

888
00:41:20,539 --> 00:41:21,707
Pa sam prestao.

889
00:41:21,806 --> 00:41:23,976
Mogli bismo pokušati s hipnozom.

890
00:41:24,076 --> 00:41:25,911
Brate, baš me briga
koliko džepnih satova

891
00:41:26,011 --> 00:41:27,913
pokušaš i mahneš
pred mojim licem,

892
00:41:28,013 --> 00:41:29,715
neće uspjeti, sine.

893
00:41:29,814 --> 00:41:32,551
- Ne možeš me magmetizirati.
- Spavaj.

894
00:41:35,521 --> 00:41:37,423
Kratki.

895
00:41:37,523 --> 00:41:39,425
Hmm?

896
00:41:39,525 --> 00:41:40,825
sta ima

897
00:41:40,926 --> 00:41:43,462
Pričaj mi o svojoj majci.

898
00:41:44,763 --> 00:41:45,998
Prokletstvo, crnjo.

899
00:41:46,098 --> 00:41:47,833
Počnimo
s nečim laganim, poput:

900
00:41:47,933 --> 00:41:49,902
"Ližeš li dupe, da ili ne?"

901
00:41:50,002 --> 00:41:51,904
Odgovor je da.

902
00:41:52,004 --> 00:41:54,707
Pa što
dogodilo s njom, Shorty?

903
00:41:57,509 --> 00:41:59,345
Dolazila je kući.

904
00:42:00,245 --> 00:42:02,481
Auto joj je bio parkiran
uz rub ceste.

905
00:42:02,581 --> 00:42:04,483
Netko je bio u njemu.

906
00:42:05,184 --> 00:42:06,852
I nešto loše
se događalo.

907
00:42:11,123 --> 00:42:12,825
Zašto nikoga nisi nazvao?

908
00:42:12,925 --> 00:42:13,859
Nisam mogla.

909
00:42:13,959 --> 00:42:15,494
Imao sam naloge.

910
00:42:15,594 --> 00:42:16,995
Imao si 11 godina.

911
00:42:17,096 --> 00:42:19,164
Počeo sam mlad, crnjo.

912
00:42:20,265 --> 00:42:21,166
Oh.

913
00:42:21,633 --> 00:42:23,535
Što vidite?

914
00:42:25,104 --> 00:42:26,271
ja...

915
00:42:28,173 --> 00:42:31,310
<i>Vidim veliku eksploziju vode.</i>

916
00:42:32,911 --> 00:42:34,646
<i>Bilo je kao</i>
<i>cijev za građanska prava.</i>

917
00:42:38,951 --> 00:42:41,253
Policija je rekla
radilo se o ubojstvu/samoubojstvu.

918
00:42:42,388 --> 00:42:43,622
Ona je ubila tog čovjeka.

919
00:42:43,722 --> 00:42:47,659
Kad su otvorili vrata auta,
njegovo mlitavo tijelo samo je skliznulo.

920
00:42:50,896 --> 00:42:53,799
Kao zeleni crnja
u <i>Oblik vode.</i>

921
00:42:53,899 --> 00:42:55,701
Jednostavno to nisam želio
biti pravi.

922
00:42:55,801 --> 00:42:58,103
Što ne želiš da bude stvarno?

923
00:42:58,904 --> 00:43:00,906
Da je moja majka bila špricarka!

924
00:43:01,006 --> 00:43:03,242
U redu! Bila je špricarka.

925
00:43:03,342 --> 00:43:05,845
Svi katovi
u njezinoj spavaćoj sobi bila iskrivljena.

926
00:43:05,944 --> 00:43:09,047
- Ne mogu se pomaknuti.
- Ti si paraliziran.

927
00:43:09,148 --> 00:43:10,949
sad...

928
00:43:11,049 --> 00:43:13,185
...utonite u stolicu.
Čekaj, ne.

929
00:43:13,285 --> 00:43:14,586
- Čekaj.
- Sudoper!

930
00:43:20,426 --> 00:43:23,128
crnjo!

931
00:43:31,203 --> 00:43:35,941
Ja sam u K-rupi, sine!

932
00:43:37,075 --> 00:43:40,979
Ne, ti si u K-pop rupi.

933
00:43:54,026 --> 00:43:56,161
O, sranje, sine!

934
00:44:01,935 --> 00:44:03,302
Crnjo, otupio sam.

935
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:09,041
To oni rade
u kapuljači.

936
00:44:17,917 --> 00:44:19,551
Luke Skywalker!

937
00:44:46,946 --> 00:44:48,747
<i>To je dobro sranje, sine.</i>

938
00:44:50,516 --> 00:44:51,951
Taj san je bio divlji.

939
00:44:52,050 --> 00:44:54,019
Mora da sam bio napušen Elonom Muskom.

940
00:45:08,534 --> 00:45:09,701
Utorak?

941
00:45:10,369 --> 00:45:11,570
Utorak?

942
00:45:14,706 --> 00:45:16,074
Bobby?

943
00:45:18,011 --> 00:45:20,112
Bobby, što do...?

944
00:45:21,079 --> 00:45:22,916
Ona će umrijeti.

945
00:45:23,016 --> 00:45:24,550
Naša kći Sara?

946
00:45:24,650 --> 00:45:26,184
Vjerojatno si u pravu.

947
00:45:26,285 --> 00:45:28,620
Čvrsta je, ali da je vidimo
ubosti se u utrobu.

948
00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:30,055
ja ću umrijeti

949
00:45:30,155 --> 00:45:32,324
Bobby, ti si već mrtav.

950
00:45:32,424 --> 00:45:34,126
Ova halucinacija
je manifestacija

951
00:45:34,226 --> 00:45:36,295
svojom krivnjom
jer sam bila grozna mama.

952
00:45:36,395 --> 00:45:39,197
Ili bi to mogli biti gljive
Upravo sam pukla.

953
00:45:40,065 --> 00:45:41,333
Ti ćeš umrijeti.

954
00:45:41,433 --> 00:45:44,736
Kučko, nećeš me ubiti.

955
00:45:50,208 --> 00:45:51,577
Ti ćeš umrijeti.

956
00:45:52,144 --> 00:45:54,646
Prestani se smijati!

957
00:45:54,746 --> 00:45:57,050
ne mogu Botoks.

958
00:45:57,149 --> 00:45:58,450
hej
Oh.

959
00:45:58,550 --> 00:46:01,720
Ovo je mentalni odjel.
Ovdje se svi smiješe.

960
00:46:01,820 --> 00:46:02,855
Što?

961
00:46:03,455 --> 00:46:05,357
Kako-- Hm--

962
00:46:05,457 --> 00:46:07,693
Možete li me uputiti
u smjeru JIL-a?

963
00:46:07,793 --> 00:46:09,227
Je li tako ili onako?

964
00:46:09,328 --> 00:46:10,930
Uh, vrijeme za posjete je završilo.

965
00:46:11,030 --> 00:46:13,432
Oh, da, naravno.

966
00:46:14,333 --> 00:46:15,734
<i>Mreža želi da pojasnim</i>

967
00:46:15,835 --> 00:46:18,303
<i>tog crnog petka</i>
<i>nema nikakve veze s rasom.</i>

968
00:46:18,403 --> 00:46:20,405
<i>Pa, samo reci to</i>
<i>mojoj crnoj prijateljici Beniti</i>

969
00:46:20,505 --> 00:46:21,941
<i>tko vjerojatno nekoga prati</i>

970
00:46:22,041 --> 00:46:23,977
<i>preko glave</i>
<i>u Targetu dok govorimo!</i>

971
00:46:24,077 --> 00:46:25,243
<i>Je li tako, Benita?</i>

972
00:46:40,659 --> 00:46:42,127
Shamone!

973
00:46:42,227 --> 00:46:43,863
Čovječe, ti nisi Michael.

974
00:46:43,963 --> 00:46:45,865
Michael je dobio taj Jheri uvojak.

975
00:46:45,965 --> 00:46:47,566
Što je to, sine?
Je li to šelak?

976
00:46:47,666 --> 00:46:50,903
Vidite, ljudi misle da je to šelak,
ali zapravo je Sharpie.

977
00:46:51,004 --> 00:46:52,371
Dječače, tvoja kosa
izgleda kao fondue.

978
00:46:52,471 --> 00:46:54,439
Samo želim umočiti malo voća
i marshmallows u njemu.

979
00:46:54,539 --> 00:46:56,575
Idi i umoči.
Indoo-dy.

980
00:46:56,675 --> 00:46:58,978
Michael ima majmuna.
Imam ljamu.

981
00:46:59,078 --> 00:47:00,847
I zna beatboxati.

982
00:47:03,782 --> 00:47:05,217
To je Suds.

983
00:47:05,317 --> 00:47:08,921
Da, smrdi.
Ali kad pljune, to su rešetke.

984
00:47:10,822 --> 00:47:11,723
Hajde sad.

985
00:47:11,823 --> 00:47:13,191
Jebi se Michael!

986
00:47:13,291 --> 00:47:15,560
Ne znaš plesati, dečko.
Vježbao sam.

987
00:47:15,661 --> 00:47:17,262
Oh! Vau!

988
00:47:17,362 --> 00:47:18,797
Isuse.

989
00:47:20,099 --> 00:47:21,299
Da!

990
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:23,102
Bong! jao

991
00:47:23,201 --> 00:47:26,005
Mogu hodati po mjesecu.
oh, oh.

992
00:47:26,105 --> 00:47:27,172
ooh

993
00:47:27,272 --> 00:47:29,108
Gdje ide ovaj crnja?

994
00:47:31,144 --> 00:47:31,978
jao

995
00:47:32,078 --> 00:47:34,080
Vau!

996
00:47:34,179 --> 00:47:35,948
<i>"Jermaine".</i>

997
00:47:37,616 --> 00:47:41,486
<i>Dolazi 16. lipnja,</i>
<i>samo na Tubi.</i>

998
00:47:43,522 --> 00:47:45,791
Krijumčarim to sranje.

999
00:47:48,061 --> 00:47:49,394
Zdravo?

1000
00:47:50,595 --> 00:47:51,563
Zajebi ovo.

1001
00:47:56,802 --> 00:47:58,603
Svi ćete mi nedostajati.

1002
00:48:04,010 --> 00:48:05,444
Oh, dovraga ne!

1003
00:48:05,544 --> 00:48:07,880
Misli Crni, nemoj umrijeti.
Misli Crni, nemoj umrijeti.

1004
00:48:17,990 --> 00:48:19,058
Oh!

1005
00:48:19,158 --> 00:48:21,293
Prokletstvo!
Utičnica?

1006
00:48:21,393 --> 00:48:23,196
Je li ti Sara rekla da dođeš?
Hm...

1007
00:48:23,295 --> 00:48:26,065
Da! Zato sam ovdje.

1008
00:48:26,165 --> 00:48:29,301
Ne da te ubijem
ili bilo što slično.

1009
00:48:29,401 --> 00:48:30,903
Zašto onda
nosiš li rukavice?

1010
00:48:31,838 --> 00:48:33,605
Vjeruješ li da...

1011
00:48:33,705 --> 00:48:37,076
razmišljam o dotjerivanju
kao O.J. Simpson za Noć vještica?

1012
00:48:37,176 --> 00:48:38,777
Ali one odgovaraju.

1013
00:48:39,611 --> 00:48:40,712
Paziti!

1014
00:48:40,812 --> 00:48:42,982
Nije cool, brate,
skoro si udario u venu.

1015
00:48:43,082 --> 00:48:44,783
Mislim--
pomoć!

1016
00:48:48,487 --> 00:48:49,788
Oh, da!

1017
00:48:53,759 --> 00:48:54,961
Oh...

1018
00:48:58,831 --> 00:49:03,368
Vau.
Rasjeckat ću te kao svinju!

1019
00:49:07,572 --> 00:49:09,508
ja ću...

1020
00:49:09,608 --> 00:49:11,610
ja ću...

1021
00:49:11,710 --> 00:49:13,411
Kakva glupa rečenica.

1022
00:49:15,447 --> 00:49:17,083
To je tako istinito!

1023
00:49:17,183 --> 00:49:20,019
Što ćeš učiniti?
Pretvoriti me u slaninu?

1024
00:49:24,456 --> 00:49:25,757
Moram pronaći bolje pisce.

1025
00:49:25,858 --> 00:49:28,460
tako se smijem,
bole me rebra.

1026
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:31,964
Pričekajte dok
Zabijam svoj nož u njih!

1027
00:49:38,570 --> 00:49:40,973
Ovdje plačem.

1028
00:49:41,073 --> 00:49:42,440
Moram ići

1029
00:49:42,541 --> 00:49:44,509
- prije nego što me stvarno ubiješ.
- Evo dolazim.

1030
00:49:44,609 --> 00:49:47,180
o Bože
Prvo bih mogao umrijeti od smijeha!

1031
00:49:48,848 --> 00:49:52,384
Oh. Oh, sranje.
Stvarno će me ubiti.

1032
00:50:13,605 --> 00:50:15,908
Želim ono na čemu su oni.

1033
00:50:17,944 --> 00:50:20,812
Pretvorit ću te
u slaninu, malo prase.

1034
00:50:27,153 --> 00:50:28,921
Ne, ne.

1035
00:50:29,021 --> 00:50:30,755
br.

1036
00:50:32,724 --> 00:50:34,359
žao mi je Oprostite.
Oprostite.

1037
00:50:34,459 --> 00:50:35,560
Tako mi je žao.
S puta nam se!

1038
00:50:35,660 --> 00:50:38,064
Korak u stranu.
Službeni policijski posao.

1039
00:50:38,164 --> 00:50:39,165
Doofy!

1040
00:50:39,265 --> 00:50:41,868
Volim to raditi.

1041
00:50:41,968 --> 00:50:42,869
ooh!

1042
00:50:43,635 --> 00:50:45,737
Nasmiješi se, kurvin sine.

1043
00:50:45,838 --> 00:50:49,108
Što dovraga...?
Moja psiho majka je rekla

1044
00:50:49,208 --> 00:50:51,376
uvijek drži remen.

1045
00:50:52,879 --> 00:50:54,080
Ići! Ići!
U redu.

1046
00:50:54,180 --> 00:50:55,513
Idem po
tvoj ljubavni interes.

1047
00:50:55,614 --> 00:50:57,149
Dobit ću tvoj ljubavni interes.

1048
00:50:57,250 --> 00:51:00,385
Joj, bol, agonija.

1049
00:51:00,485 --> 00:51:02,587
Sara, ako ne uspijem...

1050
00:51:02,687 --> 00:51:05,191
Ozbiljno, utorak,
prestani pokušavati osvojiti Oscara.

1051
00:51:05,291 --> 00:51:07,525
To je horor film,
to se nikada neće dogoditi.

1052
00:51:07,626 --> 00:51:09,862
Samo pitajte Demi Moore.

1053
00:51:09,962 --> 00:51:12,597
Ne! Ne!

1054
00:51:12,697 --> 00:51:14,267
Imam ga. Imam Jacka.

1055
00:51:16,568 --> 00:51:18,570
Doofy! Koji kurac?

1056
00:51:18,670 --> 00:51:20,805
Jebote?
Ne mogu si pomoći.

1057
00:51:23,175 --> 00:51:25,677
Sad smo samo ti i ja,
Duhovit.

1058
00:51:25,777 --> 00:51:26,745
Hm.

1059
00:51:27,812 --> 00:51:29,748
Moraš ih upucati
u glavi.

1060
00:51:29,849 --> 00:51:31,716
Pucaj im u glavu.

1061
00:51:33,785 --> 00:51:36,554
Uf. jao

1062
00:51:39,491 --> 00:51:41,593
Umrijeti!

1063
00:51:41,693 --> 00:51:43,695
Umri, ti mali glupani.

1064
00:51:43,795 --> 00:51:44,964
miris...

1065
00:51:45,064 --> 00:51:46,132
moj...

1066
00:51:46,933 --> 00:51:48,034
prst.

1067
00:51:48,700 --> 00:51:49,734
O Bože!

1068
00:51:49,835 --> 00:51:52,671
Koji je to kurac bio? Uf.

1069
00:51:52,771 --> 00:51:54,340
Moje dupe.

1070
00:51:54,439 --> 00:51:56,541
Jebi se! Pauza.

1071
00:51:58,844 --> 00:52:00,512
o Bože
to je-- to je moje dupe.

1072
00:52:00,612 --> 00:52:03,249
- O, Bože.
- Posljednje riječi?

1073
00:52:03,349 --> 00:52:05,151
Kakim se.

1074
00:52:09,754 --> 00:52:12,425
Oh, dovraga ne.
Neću čistiti to sranje!

1075
00:52:12,524 --> 00:52:14,093
Na pauzi sam.

1076
00:52:14,193 --> 00:52:17,696
Hajde, ja to radim
ubijanje, a ne čišćenje. Uf.

1077
00:52:17,796 --> 00:52:19,798
što kažeš
Nema veze.

1078
00:52:19,899 --> 00:52:21,499
Yo, što ima, čavrljaj?

1079
00:52:21,599 --> 00:52:22,969
Ovo je tvoj dječak Shorty.

1080
00:52:23,069 --> 00:52:24,703
tako je,
to je još jedan Halloween-a-thon.

1081
00:52:24,803 --> 00:52:27,772
I još je jedan dan
da sam dobio ludi novac

1082
00:52:27,873 --> 00:52:30,276
jer ne rade apsolutno ništa

1083
00:52:30,376 --> 00:52:31,877
dok vi glupi drkadžije
gledati.

1084
00:52:31,978 --> 00:52:34,612
I nazivaju me glupim!

1085
00:52:34,713 --> 00:52:37,984
Želim dati glatku
pozdrav mom sponzoru:

1086
00:52:38,084 --> 00:52:40,319
Angry Orchard Hard Cider.

1087
00:52:41,619 --> 00:52:44,190
Dobili su ljute jabuke, sine.

1088
00:52:47,193 --> 00:52:50,296
Stvorili smo slogan!
Ja sam marketinški genij!

1089
00:52:50,396 --> 00:52:52,331
u redu Ne bi bilo
Halloween-a-thon

1090
00:52:52,431 --> 00:52:53,598
bez doping gosta.

1091
00:52:53,698 --> 00:52:55,001
On je legenda
u igri strujanja.

1092
00:52:55,101 --> 00:52:57,837
Odustani za Kai Cenat!

1093
00:52:57,937 --> 00:53:00,373
Srušit ćemo internet!

1094
00:53:00,473 --> 00:53:02,441
hej hej hej hej hej

1095
00:53:02,540 --> 00:53:04,276
hej hej hej hej

1096
00:53:06,511 --> 00:53:07,579
Uozbiljimo se.

1097
00:53:07,679 --> 00:53:09,614
Što vas dovodi na chat?

1098
00:53:09,714 --> 00:53:11,417
Obećao si
Htio sam biti u filmu.

1099
00:53:11,516 --> 00:53:14,153
Zvala sam te.
Ti si me duh.

1100
00:53:14,253 --> 00:53:17,156
Brate, mislio sam da je to jedan
mojih ludih beba mama.

1101
00:53:17,256 --> 00:53:18,590
To je-- To je moja greška.

1102
00:53:18,690 --> 00:53:20,792
A kad smo kod duhova--

1103
00:53:20,893 --> 00:53:22,928
Netko želi razgovarati s tobom.

1104
00:53:23,029 --> 00:53:24,397
Zdravo?

1105
00:53:24,497 --> 00:53:26,332
<i>Što ti je najdraže</i>
<i>strašni film?</i>

1106
00:53:28,334 --> 00:53:30,136
jok
Oh!

1107
00:53:30,236 --> 00:53:32,704
Joj, joj, joj!
Ah!

1108
00:53:39,345 --> 00:53:41,147
Razbijamo internet, sine!

1109
00:53:41,247 --> 00:53:42,348
Što ima, čovječe?

1110
00:53:42,448 --> 00:53:43,648
Imate Angry Orchard

1111
00:53:43,748 --> 00:53:44,850
Jabukovača u kući?
Prokleto si u pravu.

1112
00:53:44,950 --> 00:53:46,886
Dobili su ljute jabuke.

1113
00:53:46,986 --> 00:53:48,320
Oh!

1114
00:53:48,421 --> 00:53:49,554
Što je bilo?

1115
00:53:49,654 --> 00:53:51,290
Što je bilo?

1116
00:53:54,393 --> 00:53:55,861
Upravo ćemo to učiniti
moja omiljena stvar:

1117
00:53:55,961 --> 00:53:59,697
Zavrti... kotač!

1118
00:53:59,798 --> 00:54:01,800
Ekstremna igra s rezancima!

1119
00:54:01,901 --> 00:54:03,568
Vratit ćemo se tamo
s ovim rezancima

1120
00:54:03,668 --> 00:54:04,636
i udarit ćemo

1121
00:54:04,736 --> 00:54:05,770
odjebi ti!

1122
00:54:05,871 --> 00:54:07,339
Onda moraš pogoditi
tko je to učinio.

1123
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:08,140
To čak nema smisla.

1124
00:54:09,308 --> 00:54:10,109
Ovo je glupa igra.

1125
00:54:11,810 --> 00:54:13,112
Oh!

1126
00:54:13,212 --> 00:54:14,146
uh...

1127
00:54:14,779 --> 00:54:15,680
Kai. Kai.
Čovječe, što?

1128
00:54:15,780 --> 00:54:16,581
Da.

1129
00:54:22,754 --> 00:54:25,157
Čekaj-- Ne, ne, ne--

1130
00:54:27,493 --> 00:54:31,564
Upravo si ubio Kai Cenat.
Na chatu.

1131
00:54:32,865 --> 00:54:34,467
Stvaramo povijest, sine!

1132
00:54:35,633 --> 00:54:36,969
Novac, novac, novac!

1133
00:54:56,422 --> 00:54:57,990
Oh, hvala Bogu.

1134
00:55:02,094 --> 00:55:04,363
Bilo je krajnje vrijeme
stigli ste!

1135
00:55:04,463 --> 00:55:06,332
Sada ćeš ga dobiti.

1136
00:55:06,899 --> 00:55:08,234
Uf!

1137
00:55:09,435 --> 00:55:10,870
Budi miran!

1138
00:55:10,970 --> 00:55:12,704
Dakle, to je naš osumnjičenik.

1139
00:55:12,804 --> 00:55:15,241
Naziva se "Stenografija".
Hmm.

1140
00:55:15,341 --> 00:55:19,711
Bio je majstor u jednoj kući
na glasu kao ukleta 2001.

1141
00:55:20,613 --> 00:55:22,148
Ima li što
ne govoriš mi?

1142
00:55:22,248 --> 00:55:24,016
Da te tvoja žena mrzi,

1143
00:55:24,116 --> 00:55:25,817
vjerujete da je Zemlja ravna

1144
00:55:25,918 --> 00:55:27,920
a glasali ste za Trumpa
tri puta.

1145
00:55:28,020 --> 00:55:30,422
Što, trebao sam
glasati za ženu?

1146
00:55:30,523 --> 00:55:31,789
ha?

1147
00:55:31,891 --> 00:55:35,394
Vjerujem stenografiji
je notorni Ghostface.

1148
00:55:36,862 --> 00:55:38,931
Što rade ta usta?

1149
00:55:39,031 --> 00:55:40,633
Prestanite se opirati!

1150
00:55:40,732 --> 00:55:42,835
Izgledao je prilično nejasno.

1151
00:55:46,338 --> 00:55:48,541
Imaju pogrešnog tipa.

1152
00:55:48,641 --> 00:55:50,476
I ti to znaš
jer si vidovita?

1153
00:55:50,576 --> 00:55:52,744
Ne, tako kaže
na tjeralici.

1154
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:56,081
ne znam

1155
00:55:56,182 --> 00:55:58,584
Taj tip je crnac.
Ne, on je nekako...

1156
00:55:58,683 --> 00:55:59,919
ne taj Crni.

1157
00:56:00,019 --> 00:56:01,686
Kao gravy brown.

1158
00:56:01,786 --> 00:56:03,389
Uf!

1159
00:56:03,489 --> 00:56:04,924
Uhvatite ga!

1160
00:56:05,024 --> 00:56:06,691
Udari ga svojom snažnom rukom!

1161
00:56:06,791 --> 00:56:08,160
Boom!

1162
00:56:08,260 --> 00:56:11,263
Svejedno ga uhapsite.
Vjerojatno je nešto učinio, zar ne?

1163
00:56:11,964 --> 00:56:13,866
Isključite svoje tjelesne kamere!

1164
00:56:26,178 --> 00:56:27,379
Nedostaješ mi.

1165
00:56:29,814 --> 00:56:31,584
Papa je ovdje.

1166
00:56:31,684 --> 00:56:33,285
Tupac je ovdje.

1167
00:56:33,385 --> 00:56:35,854
I Tekashi69 je ovdje.

1168
00:56:36,821 --> 00:56:39,291
Čekati. Tekashi69 nije mrtav.

1169
00:56:39,391 --> 00:56:42,428
Ne, ali njegova karijera jest.

1170
00:56:43,195 --> 00:56:44,930
istina to.

1171
00:56:45,030 --> 00:56:48,167
Ne mogu dopustiti ove
odlaze reperi stare škole, ha?

1172
00:56:49,101 --> 00:56:51,736
Djeca danas stavljaju "lil"
ispred njihovog imena

1173
00:56:51,837 --> 00:56:53,672
i misle da su dobili
mali talent.

1174
00:56:53,771 --> 00:56:55,773
Trebao bi dati
Lil Nas X puca.

1175
00:56:55,874 --> 00:56:57,742
Čovjek stvarno razgovara sa mnom.

1176
00:56:57,843 --> 00:56:59,345
Taj crnja je težak.

1177
00:56:59,445 --> 00:57:00,745
Zašto si se vratio ovdje, Ray?

1178
00:57:00,846 --> 00:57:02,514
Mislio sam da si gotov
s Woodsvilleom.

1179
00:57:02,615 --> 00:57:04,049
Mislio sam da jesi
sjeverni čovjek.

1180
00:57:04,149 --> 00:57:05,551
Završio sam
sa San Franciscom.

1181
00:57:05,651 --> 00:57:08,487
Je li San Francisco
s tobom?

1182
00:57:08,587 --> 00:57:09,655
Što me pitaš?

1183
00:57:09,754 --> 00:57:11,789
Imaš li ponosa, Ray?

1184
00:57:11,890 --> 00:57:14,493
Mislim da bismo svi trebali
ponosni na to tko smo.

1185
00:57:14,593 --> 00:57:17,830
Volite li
okusiti dugu?

1186
00:57:17,930 --> 00:57:20,099
Skittles su
moj omiljeni slatkiš.

1187
00:57:22,635 --> 00:57:24,136
Ray, molio sam za tebe.

1188
00:57:24,236 --> 00:57:26,572
Kako onda
nijedna od tih molitvi
radio za našu bebu?

1189
00:57:26,672 --> 00:57:29,275
G. Pickels je imao 18 godina
kad je umro, Ray.

1190
00:57:30,609 --> 00:57:32,745
To je staro za mačku.

1191
00:57:32,845 --> 00:57:34,079
Pakirao se.

1192
00:57:34,179 --> 00:57:35,748
Sada, što želite
sa mnom, Ray?

1193
00:57:35,848 --> 00:57:40,419
Vratio sam se, Brenda,
jer te volim.

1194
00:57:40,519 --> 00:57:42,087
Zraka!

1195
00:57:54,833 --> 00:57:56,535
Tako je lukav, Ray.

1196
00:57:56,635 --> 00:57:59,271
Ja ću ga nabaviti.

1197
00:57:59,371 --> 00:58:02,875
Imam te! Imam te!
Imaš me, da!

1198
00:58:06,145 --> 00:58:08,147
Oh, da.
Stavi ovo.

1199
00:58:08,247 --> 00:58:11,016
Jesi li siguran, Ray?
Da, djevojko. Nastavi.

1200
00:58:11,850 --> 00:58:14,019
Divlji si, Ray.
Zbog tebe se crvenim.

1201
00:58:14,119 --> 00:58:15,820
Tako seksi.

1202
00:58:15,921 --> 00:58:18,724
Volio bih da imaš bradu.
Hmm?

1203
00:58:18,823 --> 00:58:22,494
Ovdje. Uzmi ovo.
Oh.

1204
00:58:22,594 --> 00:58:23,562
Što?

1205
00:58:23,662 --> 00:58:25,831
Zaokrenuti.
Oh! Naravno.

1206
00:58:25,931 --> 00:58:27,466
Sagni se.
Uh-ha.

1207
00:58:27,566 --> 00:58:31,603
Sada baci to.
U redu. U redu.

1208
00:58:31,704 --> 00:58:33,072
Ispao mi je, Ray.

1209
00:58:33,172 --> 00:58:34,606
Da, to je ono
govorim o.

1210
00:58:34,707 --> 00:58:37,343
Čiji blok stanica
je ovo Ha, Brenda?
Zraka! Zraka!

1211
00:58:37,443 --> 00:58:40,079
Niste htjeli podijeliti
tvoji mališani,
crnjo, za ručkom?

1212
00:58:40,179 --> 00:58:42,281
Sada dijelite
ova rupa, crnjo.
Da!

1213
00:58:42,381 --> 00:58:46,051
Nisi više u zatvoru,
Zraka. Sada si slobodan, Ray.

1214
00:58:46,151 --> 00:58:47,419
Oh, da. tako je.
Da.

1215
00:58:47,519 --> 00:58:48,654
U redu. Sad me shvaćaš.

1216
00:58:48,754 --> 00:58:50,189
Moj red.
Pusti me da ispustim sapun.

1217
00:58:50,289 --> 00:58:52,591
Na tri. Jedan, dva, tri.
Čekati.

1218
00:58:52,691 --> 00:58:53,726
Ups, ispao mi je.

1219
00:58:53,826 --> 00:58:55,661
Da! Da! Crnjo, da!
U redu.

1220
00:58:55,761 --> 00:58:57,296
Ovako?
Da, crnjo. Da, Brenda.

1221
00:58:57,396 --> 00:58:58,764
Još uvijek si otkačen, Ray.

1222
00:58:58,864 --> 00:59:01,500
Spusti glas.
Neka bude dublje.
Još uvijek si otkačen, Ray.

1223
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:02,601
Da!

1224
00:59:02,701 --> 00:59:05,304
gospođice Hailstorm,
dobro došao nazad.

1225
00:59:05,404 --> 00:59:08,307
Doc, preklinjem te.
Moraš mi pomoći
izgledati mlađe.

1226
00:59:08,407 --> 00:59:10,042
Ove male kučke
ubijaju me vani.

1227
00:59:10,142 --> 00:59:11,210
Ne nose ništa osim...

1228
00:59:11,310 --> 00:59:13,345
ovitak za kobasice
i prstenasto svjetlo.

1229
00:59:13,445 --> 00:59:17,950
Vjeruj mi s ovim uvelim,
oronulo, od starosti uništeno tijelo,

1230
00:59:18,050 --> 00:59:20,085
i ozdravit ću te.

1231
00:59:20,185 --> 00:59:21,653
Jedan srednjovjekovni
White Lady Special

1232
00:59:21,754 --> 00:59:23,188
dolazi odmah gore.
Hvala.

1233
00:59:23,288 --> 00:59:24,623
Pustit ću brzi video

1234
00:59:24,723 --> 00:59:25,924
na ins and outs
postupka,

1235
00:59:26,024 --> 00:59:28,427
a onda ćemo početi.

1236
00:59:31,764 --> 00:59:34,868
<i>Želite li</i>
<i>nisi bio tako star i opušten?</i>

1237
00:59:34,967 --> 00:59:37,603
<i>Želite li biti mlađi?</i>
<i>Seksi?</i>

1238
00:59:37,703 --> 00:59:39,138
<i>Opet zajebano?</i>

1239
00:59:39,238 --> 00:59:42,775
<i>Jedna jedina injekcija</i>
<i>otključava vaš DNK,</i>

1240
00:59:42,876 --> 00:59:45,644
<i>stvaranje novog, boljeg vas.</i>

1241
00:59:46,412 --> 00:59:48,614
<i>Ovo je The Stuff.</i>

1242
00:59:50,082 --> 00:59:52,217
Doc, to nije to
Gwyneth Paltrow sranje

1243
00:59:52,317 --> 00:59:54,486
to te čini
miriše na njenu vagu, je li?

1244
00:59:58,557 --> 00:59:59,458
sviđa mi se.

1245
01:00:15,842 --> 01:00:18,010
Wow, to je puno stvari.

1246
01:00:19,511 --> 01:00:20,712
Oh, maska ​​na maski.

1247
01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:23,148
Sigurnost prije svega, zar ne, doktore?

1248
01:00:24,983 --> 01:00:27,152
Oh, ne!

1249
01:00:28,187 --> 01:00:30,022
Predomišljam se!

1250
01:00:30,122 --> 01:00:32,524
Ja ću voljeti
i prihvatiti sebe takvu kakva jesam.

1251
01:01:35,922 --> 01:01:37,823
ups Pogrešan film.

1252
01:01:40,092 --> 01:01:42,594
- Mislio si na to.
- Ali ti si to rekao.

1253
01:01:43,729 --> 01:01:45,464
<i>White Chicks 2,</i> moje dupe.

1254
01:01:54,007 --> 01:01:55,774
Bok, Sara.

1255
01:01:56,843 --> 01:01:58,477
Utorak, ja--

1256
01:01:58,577 --> 01:02:00,546
Pokušao sam te posjetiti.

1257
01:02:00,646 --> 01:02:02,882
Žao mi je zbog svega.

1258
01:02:02,982 --> 01:02:04,851
Pogotovo tvoje ime.

1259
01:02:04,951 --> 01:02:07,419
Bio je Taco utorak.
Bio sam super pijan.

1260
01:02:07,519 --> 01:02:11,223
Ali obećavam ti,
Ubit ću ovog drkadžiju!

1261
01:02:11,323 --> 01:02:12,824
- Dobro je, stvarno, super smo.
- Ja ću...

1262
01:02:12,926 --> 01:02:14,126
Ja ću dovući auto.
Dobro smo.

1263
01:02:14,226 --> 01:02:15,895
Ja ću te odvesti
do auta!

1264
01:02:15,995 --> 01:02:18,297
Ubola sam se.
Nisam gluh, glupane!

1265
01:02:18,397 --> 01:02:21,300
Oduzimam uto
od svega ovoga!

1266
01:02:22,035 --> 01:02:23,402
Oh...
Hajde, Cindy.

1267
01:02:24,069 --> 01:02:26,338
I ja sam pokušao pobjeći, ali...

1268
01:02:26,438 --> 01:02:28,574
slijedi!

1269
01:02:28,674 --> 01:02:31,410
Sada vjerojatno očekujete
uspomena na taj film,

1270
01:02:31,510 --> 01:02:34,013
ali previše je nejasno.
Da, i zaplet je čudan.

1271
01:02:34,112 --> 01:02:36,315
Imaš seks s nekim,
dati im spolno prenosivu bolest

1272
01:02:36,415 --> 01:02:37,783
a onda ih proganja
u obliku

1273
01:02:37,884 --> 01:02:38,784
njihove gole bake.

1274
01:02:38,885 --> 01:02:40,987
To je poput biografskog filma o spolno prenosivoj bolesti.

1275
01:02:41,086 --> 01:02:42,187
Uf, ubojica mi se ruga.

1276
01:02:42,287 --> 01:02:43,856
Zašto nas jednostavno ne ubije?

1277
01:02:43,957 --> 01:02:45,290
Uh, govori za sebe.

1278
01:02:45,390 --> 01:02:47,159
Kao, što čekaš?

1279
01:02:47,259 --> 01:02:50,629
Oh, ne, ne, ne, dušo,
slatkišu. Ovako je.

1280
01:02:51,831 --> 01:02:55,068
Što čekaš, ha?

1281
01:02:55,167 --> 01:02:57,971
sta cekas

1282
01:02:58,071 --> 01:03:00,706
sta cekas

1283
01:03:00,806 --> 01:03:02,307
sta cekas

1284
01:03:02,407 --> 01:03:04,142
Bože, želim
ti nisi bila moja majka!

1285
01:03:04,242 --> 01:03:06,946
sta cekas

1286
01:03:08,380 --> 01:03:09,615
<i>Candyman.</i>

1287
01:03:10,515 --> 01:03:11,717
Candyman.

1288
01:03:12,551 --> 01:03:14,119
Candyman.

1289
01:03:14,219 --> 01:03:17,489
- Jesi li siguran u vezi ovoga?
- Da, nastavi to govoriti.

1290
01:03:18,557 --> 01:03:19,725
Candyman.

1291
01:03:20,860 --> 01:03:22,694
Candyman!

1292
01:03:39,678 --> 01:03:41,948
Pa što ima?
Imaš li taj slatkiš, čovječe?

1293
01:03:42,048 --> 01:03:45,217
- Imam gumene bombone s travom.
- Da.

1294
01:03:45,317 --> 01:03:46,585
K-matice.
- Da.

1295
01:03:46,685 --> 01:03:48,320
- Čokolade od šampinjona.
- Sranje, sine!

1296
01:03:48,420 --> 01:03:50,389
I što ti treba tako dugo
pojaviti se?

1297
01:03:50,489 --> 01:03:53,625
Hajde, Clarence.
Zvala sam te pet puta.

1298
01:03:53,725 --> 01:03:55,094
Crnjo, pojavi se u tri.

1299
01:03:55,193 --> 01:03:57,063
Čak me i ne zoveš
na telefonu.

1300
01:03:57,162 --> 01:03:58,497
Srećom sam prolazio

1301
01:03:58,597 --> 01:04:00,632
i čuo vas sve
kroz rupu u ovom zidu.

1302
01:04:00,732 --> 01:04:03,335
I sredi to sranje.
Začepi guzicu.

1303
01:04:03,435 --> 01:04:06,139
Moraš ići
proktologu
i neka ti pogledaju kožu.

1304
01:04:06,238 --> 01:04:09,408
Nakon akni
40 godina je divlji posao.

1305
01:04:09,508 --> 01:04:11,543
Izgledam bolje od ovog crnje.
Možda s ove strane.

1306
01:04:11,643 --> 01:04:14,246
Hej, nema vremena za svađe.
Bit ćemo napušeni.

1307
01:04:14,346 --> 01:04:16,481
Zabavljat ćemo se, sine!

1308
01:04:22,487 --> 01:04:25,190
- Tako je. Popij!
- Hej!

1309
01:04:25,290 --> 01:04:28,094
hej volim to Pogledaj to.

1310
01:04:28,193 --> 01:04:29,661
izgledaš dobro

1311
01:04:29,761 --> 01:04:31,064
Jeste li vidjeli svoju sestru?

1312
01:04:35,500 --> 01:04:37,736
Od tada je ne mogu pronaći
išla je na taj prosvjed.

1313
01:04:38,236 --> 01:04:40,840
Ne.

1314
01:04:40,940 --> 01:04:44,543
Ray, daj da pogodim.
Ti si Woody iz <i>Priče o igračkama!</i>

1315
01:04:44,643 --> 01:04:46,678
Ne, Brenda, to je gay.
Oh.

1316
01:04:46,778 --> 01:04:49,681
Jake Gyllenhaal
s <i>Planine Brokeback.</i>

1317
01:04:49,781 --> 01:04:53,251
"Volio bih da znam kako da te ostavim,
ali ne mogu."

1318
01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:56,089
Voliš taj film!

1319
01:04:56,189 --> 01:04:57,556
Hej, Brenda!
ha?

1320
01:04:57,656 --> 01:04:59,624
Jeste li vidjeli
moja velika stara vrećica slatkiša?

1321
01:04:59,725 --> 01:05:02,895
Imao je čokolade,
gumene bombone, lizalice.

1322
01:05:03,428 --> 01:05:04,429
Ja-Nestalo je.

1323
01:05:04,529 --> 01:05:05,731
Ne, ne, ne, ne nedostaje.

1324
01:05:05,832 --> 01:05:07,900
Izbacio sam ga
varalicama.

1325
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:11,236
Brenda, to je moja zaliha!

1326
01:05:22,148 --> 01:05:25,918
Tako sam jebeno napušen!

1327
01:05:28,921 --> 01:05:29,989
Vau-hu!

1328
01:05:30,089 --> 01:05:32,892
Ne osjećam svoje lice!

1329
01:05:35,027 --> 01:05:38,965
Ja sam na tom Naruto sranju!

1330
01:05:39,731 --> 01:05:43,502
Šest-sedam! Šest-sedam!

1331
01:06:08,895 --> 01:06:10,629
Jebati.

1332
01:06:18,303 --> 01:06:19,638
Zašto me gleda?

1333
01:06:22,541 --> 01:06:24,643
Malo uznemirujuće.

1334
01:06:24,743 --> 01:06:25,945
Ovdje sam zbog toga.

1335
01:06:29,882 --> 01:06:31,117
Oh. U redu.

1336
01:06:41,827 --> 01:06:43,029
hej

1337
01:06:43,129 --> 01:06:46,899
Znate li koliko beba tuljana
umrijeti od mikroplastike?

1338
01:06:54,606 --> 01:06:55,340
Sranje.

1339
01:06:55,440 --> 01:06:57,176
To je Ghostface!

1340
01:07:01,713 --> 01:07:03,381
O moj Bože! Izbo ju je!

1341
01:07:03,481 --> 01:07:06,718
Ne "ona".
Moje zamjenice su "oni/oni".

1342
01:07:06,818 --> 01:07:08,120
Izbo je "njih"!

1343
01:07:08,221 --> 01:07:11,123
Imam više od 40 godina. Kako bih mogao
držati korak sa svim ovim?

1344
01:07:11,224 --> 01:07:12,291
Ona nije u krivu.

1345
01:07:12,390 --> 01:07:13,960
To je Karens poput tebe

1346
01:07:14,060 --> 01:07:17,529
koji održavaju patrijarhat,
s koljenima na našim vratovima!

1347
01:07:17,629 --> 01:07:20,266
Sada igraš
karta utrke?

1348
01:07:20,365 --> 01:07:23,102
Dosta mi je njezinih sranja.
"Njihovo" sranje, kučko!

1349
01:07:26,172 --> 01:07:27,173
I da bude jasno,

1350
01:07:27,273 --> 01:07:29,774
moje pravo ime je Karen!

1351
01:07:29,876 --> 01:07:31,978
Oh, sranje. Ovo je predobro.

1352
01:07:32,078 --> 01:07:33,511
Ignorirajte uvrede.

1353
01:07:33,612 --> 01:07:35,915
"Oni" ne shvaćaju
mi smo tu da pomognemo "njima".

1354
01:07:36,015 --> 01:07:37,482
Otrovna muškost

1355
01:07:37,582 --> 01:07:40,353
i mansplaining
ne pomaže nikome!

1356
01:07:40,452 --> 01:07:42,255
Kako je moja muževnost toksična?

1357
01:07:42,355 --> 01:07:44,123
Volim žene i sport.

1358
01:07:44,223 --> 01:07:46,959
Samo ne zajedno.
Dođi ovamo, kučko.

1359
01:07:47,059 --> 01:07:48,593
Moj red!

1360
01:07:48,693 --> 01:07:50,229
- Ja sljedeći!
- Nisu spremni za

1361
01:07:50,329 --> 01:07:51,330
ovo!

1362
01:07:51,429 --> 01:07:52,430
Pusti me na njih!
ja sljedeći!

1363
01:07:52,530 --> 01:07:53,431
Jebeš svoje zamjenice.
Oh, sranje.

1364
01:07:53,531 --> 01:07:55,034
Sisati nož.

1365
01:07:58,503 --> 01:08:00,239
Ja krivim manosferu.

1366
01:08:04,844 --> 01:08:06,979
ujak Shorty.
Što ima, nećače?

1367
01:08:07,079 --> 01:08:09,015
Mogu li te nešto pitati?

1368
01:08:09,115 --> 01:08:10,582
Da, pucaj.

1369
01:08:11,384 --> 01:08:13,319
Radi se o, znaš,

1370
01:08:13,418 --> 01:08:14,753
kako se spustiti na djevojku.

1371
01:08:14,854 --> 01:08:17,023
Govoriš o jedenju maca?

1372
01:08:17,123 --> 01:08:19,358
To je tako jezivo, ali da.

1373
01:08:19,457 --> 01:08:22,594
Pa, možda ako prestaneš pričati
kao 14-godišnja bijela djevojčica,

1374
01:08:22,694 --> 01:08:24,330
mogao bi nešto naučiti.

1375
01:08:24,429 --> 01:08:25,630
U redu, pa slušajte.

1376
01:08:25,730 --> 01:08:27,066
Prvo što morate učiniti,
moraš--

1377
01:08:27,166 --> 01:08:28,868
Moraš im raširiti noge.
Moraš ga otvoriti.

1378
01:08:28,968 --> 01:08:30,669
Onda želite
koristiti svoje prste.

1379
01:08:30,769 --> 01:08:33,839
Ponekad možete koristiti dva.
Dva prsta, ovako tamo.

1380
01:08:33,940 --> 01:08:34,941
Da?

1381
01:08:35,041 --> 01:08:37,043
Sada, kad ga dobijete
sve unutra, sad...

1382
01:08:37,709 --> 01:08:39,145
moraš koristiti svoj jezik.

1383
01:08:39,245 --> 01:08:40,478
Ne možeš se toga bojati.

1384
01:08:43,715 --> 01:08:45,384
Da, nasloni se na to.

1385
01:08:45,517 --> 01:08:47,019
ne, ne, ne,
radiš to prebrzo.

1386
01:08:48,387 --> 01:08:49,587
Što si ti, gušter?

1387
01:08:49,688 --> 01:08:51,589
Moraš biti nježan.
Moraš razgovarati s tim.

1388
01:08:51,690 --> 01:08:52,992
"Zdravo, mali,

1389
01:08:53,092 --> 01:08:55,061
kako si?"
Bok, maleni.

1390
01:08:55,760 --> 01:08:58,364
Boom!
Baš kao valjanje tupog.

1391
01:08:58,463 --> 01:09:00,598
Sve što moraš učiniti, nećače...

1392
01:09:03,869 --> 01:09:05,670
Udari to sranje.

1393
01:09:06,205 --> 01:09:07,572
kužiš
Mm-hmm.

1394
01:09:07,672 --> 01:09:08,975
U redu, sada,

1395
01:09:09,075 --> 01:09:12,244
ako želiš učiti
lizati dupe, pitaj svoju mamu.

1396
01:09:12,345 --> 01:09:14,146
mama!

1397
01:09:14,246 --> 01:09:17,816
Sada, ovo je
fantastična zabava.

1398
01:09:17,917 --> 01:09:18,817
Pa, hvala ti.

1399
01:09:18,918 --> 01:09:21,786
Ti i ja, pijemo.

1400
01:09:21,887 --> 01:09:24,190
Ne, ja ne-- ja ne pijem.
Jedan hitac.

1401
01:09:24,290 --> 01:09:25,958
mama! mama! mama!

1402
01:09:26,058 --> 01:09:29,228
mama! mama! mama! mama! mama!
Što? hajde

1403
01:09:29,328 --> 01:09:31,496
u redu, u redu. Ja ću napraviti jedan.

1404
01:09:39,504 --> 01:09:41,573
Napravit ću još jednu.

1405
01:09:41,673 --> 01:09:44,110
Još samo jedno.
To si sve ti.

1406
01:09:47,480 --> 01:09:50,515
Ja ću imati
jedan jebeni više.

1407
01:09:50,615 --> 01:09:51,583
Ne, ne, ne, ne. možda...

1408
01:09:51,683 --> 01:09:54,020
Jedan, dva, tri!
Ne, ne.

1409
01:09:56,322 --> 01:09:57,622
Ovdje. Uzmi to.

1410
01:09:58,457 --> 01:10:00,226
Vau!

1411
01:10:31,357 --> 01:10:33,192
Uh! Oh!

1412
01:10:33,691 --> 01:10:35,094
Oh!

1413
01:10:35,194 --> 01:10:38,431
Kučkina generacija
ne znam ni za zabavu.

1414
01:10:40,765 --> 01:10:43,402
Osjećaš se tako dobro.

1415
01:10:45,004 --> 01:10:46,105
Oh, da.

1416
01:10:46,205 --> 01:10:47,705
Elle.

1417
01:10:47,806 --> 01:10:49,141
Želim probati nešto.

1418
01:10:49,241 --> 01:10:51,544
Mislio sam da si rekao
nikad mi ne bi dopustio da te bacim.

1419
01:10:51,643 --> 01:10:53,345
Što? br.

1420
01:10:53,446 --> 01:10:54,746
Opusti se.

1421
01:10:54,847 --> 01:10:56,449
Samo te želim okusiti.

1422
01:10:59,118 --> 01:11:00,319
U redu.

1423
01:11:01,686 --> 01:11:03,355
Vrijeme za večeru.

1424
01:11:03,456 --> 01:11:06,092
Oh, da, dođi ovamo, dušo.

1425
01:11:08,861 --> 01:11:11,230
oprezno. Moja maca je gangster.

1426
01:11:11,330 --> 01:11:13,165
Oh! Oh...

1427
01:11:13,265 --> 01:11:15,167
To je gangsterski. U redu.

1428
01:11:15,267 --> 01:11:18,237
Ošamario te tako jako,
želiš još malo. Da!

1429
01:11:22,141 --> 01:11:23,242
Oh!

1430
01:11:23,342 --> 01:11:26,345
Osjećaš se puno bolje
nego Darrel i oni.

1431
01:11:26,445 --> 01:11:27,480
Ću-ču!

1432
01:11:27,580 --> 01:11:28,613
Vrati se unutra!

1433
01:11:28,713 --> 01:11:29,915
Da! Liži ga!

1434
01:11:30,015 --> 01:11:32,451
Da! Liži jako!

1435
01:11:33,618 --> 01:11:35,054
Dokrajči je.

1436
01:11:36,654 --> 01:11:39,959
O moj Bože!

1437
01:11:42,294 --> 01:11:43,963
Baš kao valjanje tupog.

1438
01:11:44,897 --> 01:11:47,099
Sada sve što trebam učiniti je udariti.

1439
01:11:49,502 --> 01:11:51,237
Oh-- Uf!

1440
01:11:51,337 --> 01:11:52,704
Elle!

1441
01:11:54,672 --> 01:11:55,908
Koji kurac?

1442
01:11:56,008 --> 01:11:58,643
Bok tamo. Čuli smo reći
zabave za Noć vještica.

1443
01:11:58,743 --> 01:12:00,613
Sada jesi, zar ne?

1444
01:12:00,712 --> 01:12:01,847
Ovdje smo da pijemo,

1445
01:12:01,947 --> 01:12:04,383
puštati lošu glazbu,
napravi neko napola gay sranje.

1446
01:12:05,217 --> 01:12:06,418
Zašto samo pola gay?

1447
01:12:07,219 --> 01:12:08,154
Mogu li vam pomoći?

1448
01:12:08,254 --> 01:12:10,389
Ako nas samo pozovete unutra.

1449
01:12:10,489 --> 01:12:11,857
Zašto vam treba pozivnica?

1450
01:12:11,957 --> 01:12:13,626
Pojavljuju se bijelci
na zabave nepozvani

1451
01:12:13,725 --> 01:12:16,028
cijelo vrijeme sa svojim malim
nasty-ass casseroles.

1452
01:12:16,128 --> 01:12:18,330
Blag kao govno. Bolje vam je
početi koristiti neki Lawry's.

1453
01:12:18,430 --> 01:12:20,866
Mm-hmm. I zašto je dobila
ta prljava stopala?

1454
01:12:20,966 --> 01:12:23,768
Izgleda kao ti
šetao uokolo
porno setovi cijeli dan.

1455
01:12:23,869 --> 01:12:25,204
Dobio sam prste za parkiranje prikolica.

1456
01:12:25,304 --> 01:12:26,804
Sranje, sine!

1457
01:12:26,906 --> 01:12:29,774
Mislim da si za
krivo mjesto. Svi ste Klan?

1458
01:12:30,609 --> 01:12:31,709
br.

1459
01:12:31,809 --> 01:12:34,580
Vjerujemo u glazbu
i jednakosti.

1460
01:12:34,679 --> 01:12:35,881
Kako bi bilo da vam svima pokažemo?

1461
01:12:35,981 --> 01:12:37,950
U redu je, ne.

1462
01:12:50,529 --> 01:12:52,231
Gentrificirali su Jeffersonove?

1463
01:12:52,331 --> 01:12:54,333
Weezy se mota okolo
upravo u njenom grobu.

1464
01:12:54,433 --> 01:12:57,269
Ne možeš to učiniti
uz crnačku nacionalnu himnu.

1465
01:13:04,809 --> 01:13:06,579
Boo!

1466
01:13:06,679 --> 01:13:08,113
Crnjo, loš si!
Zviždi dupe!

1467
01:13:08,214 --> 01:13:10,449
Marljivo smo radili na ovome!
Uzmi to sranje
van odavde!

1468
01:13:10,549 --> 01:13:11,816
Nemamo vremena
za to glupo sranje!

1469
01:13:11,917 --> 01:13:14,220
hajde Pusti nas unutra.

1470
01:13:16,322 --> 01:13:18,224
O moj Bože! Oni su vampiri!
O moj Bože!

1471
01:13:18,324 --> 01:13:20,059
Evo, uzmi je.
Ne, čekaj, čekaj. Ne, Ray!

1472
01:13:20,159 --> 01:13:22,194
Ne, dušo, imaš ovo.
Mi nismo vampiri.

1473
01:13:22,294 --> 01:13:25,164
Samo je teško pjevati
s ovim u.

1474
01:13:25,264 --> 01:13:28,367
Oh, curo, znaš da te imam.
Neću ništa dopustiti
dogoditi ti se.

1475
01:13:28,467 --> 01:13:29,868
crnjo.

1476
01:13:29,969 --> 01:13:32,104
Vidi, zašto jednostavno ne odeš
na jednu od onih fratarskih zabava

1477
01:13:32,204 --> 01:13:33,906
gdje piju do
crne se

1478
01:13:34,006 --> 01:13:35,374
i probuditi se
sa svojim čizmama koje bole,

1479
01:13:35,474 --> 01:13:37,742
ne znajući što netko
u kaubojskom šeširu učinio za njih?

1480
01:13:37,843 --> 01:13:39,278
Da! Što?

1481
01:13:39,378 --> 01:13:40,512
U redu.

1482
01:13:40,613 --> 01:13:42,448
Pa, otići ćemo
vi sami.

1483
01:13:42,548 --> 01:13:43,748
Ali hodat ćemo vrlo sporo

1484
01:13:43,849 --> 01:13:46,385
za svaki slučaj
svi ćete se predomisliti.

1485
01:13:48,587 --> 01:13:50,389
- Već ste se predomislili?
- Ne.

1486
01:13:50,489 --> 01:13:51,457
Nikako.
Dovraga ne.

1487
01:13:51,557 --> 01:13:52,757
Kako bi bilo sada?

1488
01:13:52,858 --> 01:13:54,360
Jebote ne!
Ne!

1489
01:13:54,460 --> 01:13:55,760
Da?
Dovraga nah.

1490
01:13:55,861 --> 01:13:57,029
Definitivno ne!
Nastavi hodati!

1491
01:13:57,129 --> 01:13:58,497
- Sad kreni!
- Idemo.

1492
01:13:58,597 --> 01:13:59,732
Sara, hajde!
Bijelci

1493
01:13:59,832 --> 01:14:01,934
opet postaje čudno.

1494
01:14:04,069 --> 01:14:06,538
Ljudi, mislim da sam vidio
otvoren prozor ovdje.

1495
01:14:06,639 --> 01:14:07,772
Taj prozor je zatvoren.

1496
01:14:07,873 --> 01:14:09,575
Ne zadugo.

1497
01:14:15,714 --> 01:14:16,781
Opak.

1498
01:14:16,882 --> 01:14:18,150
Oh, Bože. Jebeni idioti.

1499
01:14:25,190 --> 01:14:29,428
hej Utorak! Vratio si se!

1500
01:14:29,528 --> 01:14:31,330
Da, ostavio sam inhalator.

1501
01:14:31,430 --> 01:14:34,466
Iskreno, utorak,
taj inhalator je najgori
plot uređaj u povijesti filma.

1502
01:14:34,566 --> 01:14:36,068
to je istina,
trebao je biti vape.

1503
01:14:36,168 --> 01:14:38,771
Ali sad smo tu,
pa iskoristimo to najbolje.

1504
01:14:38,871 --> 01:14:41,006
Gdje su sada Bijele kandže?

1505
01:14:45,911 --> 01:14:47,546
<i>Sara?</i>
zdravo

1506
01:14:47,646 --> 01:14:51,150
Uzmi svoju sestru i izađi van
od tamo upravo sada. U redu, dušo?

1507
01:14:51,250 --> 01:14:54,053
Ja sam odrasla žena, majko.

1508
01:14:54,153 --> 01:14:56,021
Ne moram raditi
sve što mi kažeš da učinim.

1509
01:14:56,121 --> 01:14:57,990
<i>To je kuća gdje</i>
<i>tvoj psihopatični otac</i>

1510
01:14:58,090 --> 01:14:59,258
<i>ubio te ljude.</i>

1511
01:14:59,358 --> 01:15:00,793
<i>Netko je tražio</i>
<i>da te odvedem tamo.</i>

1512
01:15:00,893 --> 01:15:02,861
Što znači...

1513
01:15:02,961 --> 01:15:05,564
netko me želi dovesti tamo.

1514
01:15:05,664 --> 01:15:07,333
o moj Bože
ovo nije o tebi!

1515
01:15:07,433 --> 01:15:08,667
<i>Zašto vičeš?</i>

1516
01:15:08,767 --> 01:15:11,737
Zato što je kamera
tako jebeno daleko!

1517
01:15:11,837 --> 01:15:14,673
Čekaj, izdrži.
Pratiš li moj telefon?

1518
01:15:14,773 --> 01:15:15,874
Prekidate.

1519
01:15:15,974 --> 01:15:17,276
Uh-- Da.

1520
01:15:22,281 --> 01:15:24,917
Sretan rođendan!

1521
01:15:25,017 --> 01:15:28,487
Hej, to je moj auto!

1522
01:15:31,690 --> 01:15:33,292
Koji kurac?

1523
01:15:33,392 --> 01:15:34,927
Elle!

1524
01:15:35,627 --> 01:15:36,862
žao mi je!

1525
01:15:36,962 --> 01:15:39,465
mislio sam
Trebao sam ga popušiti.

1526
01:15:40,232 --> 01:15:41,367
Oh, sranje.

1527
01:15:45,137 --> 01:15:47,206
Ozbiljno? s
<i>12 godina ropstva</i> sranje?

1528
01:15:47,306 --> 01:15:50,476
Vau, vau, vau.
Nisam gledao taj film, u redu?

1529
01:15:50,576 --> 01:15:53,445
Upravo sam našao ovu stvar
u šupi. Isus.

1530
01:15:59,718 --> 01:16:01,353
Ajde brate!

1531
01:16:01,453 --> 01:16:02,621
To je još gore.

1532
01:16:03,622 --> 01:16:06,024
Nisam tako mislio.

1533
01:16:06,125 --> 01:16:08,327
Neke od mojih najboljih žrtava
su Crni.

1534
01:16:10,629 --> 01:16:15,167
I još jedan brat
postaje žrtva oružanog nasilja.

1535
01:16:15,267 --> 01:16:17,503
Ispada
rasa je i dalje problem.

1536
01:16:17,603 --> 01:16:19,138
To nije pošteno!

1537
01:16:19,238 --> 01:16:21,607
Znate, crnci obično
umrijeti prvi u horor filmovima.

1538
01:16:24,710 --> 01:16:26,111
<i>Prokletstvo!</i>

1539
01:16:26,211 --> 01:16:28,848
Ovo daje potpuno novo značenje
do <i>Dead By Daylight.</i>

1540
01:16:28,947 --> 01:16:30,884
Da.

1541
01:16:30,983 --> 01:16:33,786
Oh. Uzmi ih, sine.

1542
01:16:33,887 --> 01:16:36,355
Glupi, van odavde.

1543
01:16:38,991 --> 01:16:40,692
Pozdrav, Shorty.

1544
01:16:40,793 --> 01:16:42,961
Kukavica! Držite ga, crnje!

1545
01:16:44,496 --> 01:16:48,767
Imam tvoje glupo dupe!
Bit ćeš napušen.

1546
01:16:52,371 --> 01:16:53,038
crnjo!

1547
01:16:53,138 --> 01:16:56,608
Ah, sranje, sine!

1548
01:16:57,776 --> 01:16:59,913
Brate, zašto trčiš
unatrag, sine?

1549
01:17:00,012 --> 01:17:01,680
ne znam
Nisam ja.

1550
01:17:01,780 --> 01:17:02,882
Nešto nije u redu s ovim.

1551
01:17:02,981 --> 01:17:04,383
crnjo,
tvoj daljinski je naopako!

1552
01:17:04,483 --> 01:17:06,853
Jebeno si napušen, sine.

1553
01:17:06,985 --> 01:17:08,487
- Igra, kučke!
- Da.

1554
01:17:13,792 --> 01:17:15,093
Oh!
Pogrešan crnjo.

1555
01:17:15,194 --> 01:17:16,829
Životi crnaca su važni!

1556
01:17:16,930 --> 01:17:18,430
Ne ti, Shorty!

1557
01:17:18,530 --> 01:17:19,631
Oh, moj-- trebam te.

1558
01:17:19,731 --> 01:17:21,333
Vau, što se događa?
Oh, Jack!

1559
01:17:21,433 --> 01:17:24,102
Oh, hvala Bogu da si ovdje!
gdje si bila

1560
01:17:24,203 --> 01:17:25,537
Ghostface je upravo bio ovdje!

1561
01:17:25,637 --> 01:17:28,207
Bio sam samo vani
udahnuti svježeg zraka.

1562
01:17:28,307 --> 01:17:29,308
Stop!

1563
01:17:30,075 --> 01:17:32,544
Jedan od vas je ubojica.

1564
01:17:33,011 --> 01:17:34,213
Elle...

1565
01:17:35,047 --> 01:17:36,682
zašto imaš krvi
na rukama?

1566
01:17:38,016 --> 01:17:40,352
Našla sam Brada vani.

1567
01:17:40,452 --> 01:17:41,987
Ona je ubojica!

1568
01:17:42,087 --> 01:17:44,156
Ja nisam ubojica, u redu?

1569
01:17:44,256 --> 01:17:47,326
Čak nisam ni seksualno pozitivna.
Ja sam djevica.

1570
01:17:47,426 --> 01:17:48,527
Nema šanse.

1571
01:17:48,627 --> 01:17:50,329
Lupao si, kao,
svaki frajer u Woodsvilleu.

1572
01:17:50,429 --> 01:17:52,030
Jebi se!

1573
01:17:52,130 --> 01:17:53,765
Vau!

1574
01:17:53,867 --> 01:17:56,668
Guza se ne računa.

1575
01:17:56,768 --> 01:17:58,570
Oh!

1576
01:17:58,670 --> 01:17:59,671
Sranje, upucala je Ashtona!

1577
01:17:59,771 --> 01:18:03,442
Dobro došli u treći čin, kučke.

1578
01:18:04,676 --> 01:18:05,744
Što?

1579
01:18:06,846 --> 01:18:08,514
Što to uopće znači?

1580
01:18:09,281 --> 01:18:11,550
To je kad krene sranje.

1581
01:18:11,650 --> 01:18:12,852
Oh.

1582
01:18:12,952 --> 01:18:14,119
Još uvijek stvarno ne znam
što ona znači,

1583
01:18:14,219 --> 01:18:16,522
ali mislim da bismo trebali bježati!
Trčanje!

1584
01:18:32,371 --> 01:18:33,138
Cindy!

1585
01:18:33,238 --> 01:18:34,908
Brenda.

1586
01:18:35,008 --> 01:18:36,775
Cindy, oni unutra pucaju!

1587
01:18:36,876 --> 01:18:38,277
Ova djeca su divlja!

1588
01:18:38,377 --> 01:18:40,112
Za to krivim video igre,

1589
01:18:40,212 --> 01:18:42,814
ne piće
ili nedostatak
roditeljski nadzor.

1590
01:18:42,916 --> 01:18:44,082
Ovo će ti trebati.
Oh.

1591
01:18:44,182 --> 01:18:46,485
Imate li jedan veći
u crnom?

1592
01:18:46,585 --> 01:18:48,353
Oh, kriva torba.

1593
01:18:49,154 --> 01:18:50,023
Ovdje.
ooh

1594
01:18:50,122 --> 01:18:51,690
Tko si ti, Joan Wick?

1595
01:18:51,790 --> 01:18:54,660
Rekao bih <i>Balerina,</i>
ali nitko nije vidio to sranje.

1596
01:18:55,627 --> 01:18:56,595
Učinimo ovo.

1597
01:18:56,695 --> 01:18:57,931
U redu.

1598
01:19:00,867 --> 01:19:02,969
Pomoć! Ubo me!

1599
01:19:03,068 --> 01:19:05,872
Definitivno ne foliram.
Molim vas pomozite!

1600
01:19:05,972 --> 01:19:07,272
što ti misliš

1601
01:19:07,974 --> 01:19:09,341
Mislim da je Drake izgubio od Kendricka.

1602
01:19:09,441 --> 01:19:12,678
I dalje mi se sviđa Drake, ali
što je bilo s tom tužbom?

1603
01:19:12,778 --> 01:19:14,580
To je tako kurvin potez.

1604
01:19:14,680 --> 01:19:16,916
O ovoj situaciji.

1605
01:19:17,016 --> 01:19:18,550
Oh, to?
To je definitivno zamka.

1606
01:19:18,650 --> 01:19:20,719
Ona ne zna
već smo bili ovdje,
učinio to.

1607
01:19:22,021 --> 01:19:23,923
Brenda!

1608
01:19:24,023 --> 01:19:25,090
Brenda!

1609
01:19:25,190 --> 01:19:27,759
Cindy! boli!

1610
01:19:28,560 --> 01:19:31,064
Hoću li uspjeti?
Sumnjam.

1611
01:19:31,163 --> 01:19:33,967
O, Bože, Cindy. Oh, Bože.

1612
01:19:34,067 --> 01:19:36,069
Kučko, nisam još mrtav!

1613
01:19:36,168 --> 01:19:38,303
Oh. Moja greška. žao mi je

1614
01:19:38,403 --> 01:19:42,507
Sada se vrati unutra
i završiti ga.

1615
01:19:42,608 --> 01:19:43,475
Za mene, Cindy.

1616
01:19:43,575 --> 01:19:46,079
Učinio bih sve za tebe,
Brenda.

1617
01:19:50,549 --> 01:19:53,318
Oh, da! Kupila ga je.

1618
01:19:53,418 --> 01:19:56,188
Onaj stari trik s kečapom,
ne propada.

1619
01:19:56,288 --> 01:19:57,556
Ta kučka je luda
ako je mislila

1620
01:19:57,656 --> 01:20:00,093
Uzimao sam svoju crnu guzicu
tamo natrag.

1621
01:20:03,829 --> 01:20:05,031
Pažnja svim ubojicama!

1622
01:20:05,130 --> 01:20:09,534
Imate pet sekundi
da se pokažete.

1623
01:20:21,813 --> 01:20:22,714
Kratki!

1624
01:20:22,814 --> 01:20:24,182
Kuja!

1625
01:20:24,282 --> 01:20:26,085
Pucao si u moj omiljeni bong.

1626
01:20:26,184 --> 01:20:28,720
Idi nađi svoj prokleti ormar!

1627
01:20:28,820 --> 01:20:30,222
oprosti

1628
01:20:42,434 --> 01:20:47,806
Wow, ovo je tako lijepo.

1629
01:20:47,907 --> 01:20:50,308
Brenda se igra.

1630
01:20:53,545 --> 01:20:54,579
što...

1631
01:20:58,750 --> 01:20:59,685
Crveno svjetlo!

1632
01:21:00,887 --> 01:21:03,622
Crveno svjetlo, zeleno svjetlo,
jedan, dva, tri!

1633
01:21:04,891 --> 01:21:07,459
Oh. U redu, znači jesmo
igrajući hood verziju.

1634
01:21:08,895 --> 01:21:11,263
Crveno svjetlo, zeleno svjetlo,
jedan, dva, tri!

1635
01:21:13,265 --> 01:21:14,967
Ha! Preselili ste se!

1636
01:21:15,068 --> 01:21:17,703
Ne, nisam.

1637
01:21:21,640 --> 01:21:24,676
<i>Ghostface 249, eliminiran.</i>

1638
01:21:29,314 --> 01:21:34,020
ooh Imaš malo
vrući dah, gospodine.

1639
01:21:43,996 --> 01:21:47,666
Netko čisti
skinu te otiske ruku
ogledalo, a to nisam ja.

1640
01:21:47,766 --> 01:21:52,671
Ja ću to učiniti.
Ne ostavljajte tragove.

1641
01:22:00,046 --> 01:22:01,379
Ne!

1642
01:22:14,894 --> 01:22:17,864
Znao sam progutati isječak
bi na kraju dobro došla.

1643
01:22:17,964 --> 01:22:20,398
Tko se sad smiješi, kučko?

1644
01:22:31,276 --> 01:22:33,445
<i>Zdravo, Cindy.</i>

1645
01:22:34,080 --> 01:22:35,148
zdravo

1646
01:22:35,248 --> 01:22:36,481
<i>Izgleda da si zaboravio</i>

1647
01:22:36,581 --> 01:22:39,284
<i>prvo pravilo</i>
<i>preživljavanja horor filma.</i>

1648
01:22:39,384 --> 01:22:42,955
<i>Nikad se ne javljaj na telefon!</i>

1649
01:22:43,055 --> 01:22:46,691
Mislio sam da je prvo pravilo
nikad ne vjeruj ljubavnom interesu.

1650
01:22:47,960 --> 01:22:49,262
Oh, stvarno?

1651
01:22:49,361 --> 01:22:51,596
Pa, mijenjam pravila.
Što kažete na to?

1652
01:22:52,265 --> 01:22:55,400
Novo pravilo: Idi jebi se.

1653
01:22:55,500 --> 01:22:56,468
Čekaj, čekaj!

1654
01:22:57,970 --> 01:23:00,806
Zašto ti
toliko mrziš ormare?

1655
01:23:00,907 --> 01:23:02,275
Rekao sam ti da izađeš.

1656
01:23:02,374 --> 01:23:04,342
da, pa,
Nisam htio da me upucaju!

1657
01:23:04,442 --> 01:23:06,745
Ironično, zar ne?

1658
01:23:06,846 --> 01:23:09,081
Nedostajao sam ti, kučko.

1659
01:23:09,182 --> 01:23:11,017
O, Bože, to je Ghostface!

1660
01:23:11,117 --> 01:23:12,151
Nije zvučalo uvjerljivo.

1661
01:23:13,886 --> 01:23:15,221
Misliš da si John Wick,

1662
01:23:15,320 --> 01:23:16,755
ponašaš se kao da sam ti ubio psa?

1663
01:23:22,028 --> 01:23:23,662
Pas je samo metafora.

1664
01:23:23,762 --> 01:23:25,597
Radilo se o gubitku žene!

1665
01:23:25,697 --> 01:23:27,867
Siguran si da nije
alegorija?

1666
01:23:38,878 --> 01:23:40,179
Počnimo.

1667
01:23:49,288 --> 01:23:50,890
Oh.

1668
01:24:01,267 --> 01:24:03,635
Oh, ta kaskaderka je dobra.

1669
01:24:20,319 --> 01:24:21,187
opa

1670
01:24:25,757 --> 01:24:27,960
Oh, oh...

1671
01:24:43,475 --> 01:24:44,944
Pojedi kurac.

1672
01:24:55,354 --> 01:24:57,422
Upucaj ga, Sara. Završi ovo.

1673
01:24:57,522 --> 01:24:59,191
Ne govori mi što da radim!

1674
01:24:59,292 --> 01:25:00,759
Ovo nije najbolje vrijeme

1675
01:25:00,860 --> 01:25:02,995
riješiti naše
problemi mama-kći,

1676
01:25:03,095 --> 01:25:07,632
ali, Sara, tako mi je žao.
Bila sam užasna majka.

1677
01:25:07,732 --> 01:25:10,236
ni sam ne znam
tvoja sestra Wednesday--

1678
01:25:10,336 --> 01:25:11,536
Oh, utorak.

1679
01:25:11,636 --> 01:25:14,706
Moram to razjasniti
iz pravnih razloga.

1680
01:25:14,806 --> 01:25:16,208
Ali pripremio sam te za ovo.

1681
01:25:17,009 --> 01:25:18,344
Dakle, nastavi, dušo.

1682
01:25:18,443 --> 01:25:20,179
Ti ga ubij.

1683
01:25:20,279 --> 01:25:21,546
Sara?
Utičnica!

1684
01:25:21,646 --> 01:25:23,115
- Sara!
- Jack!

1685
01:25:23,215 --> 01:25:24,549
- Sara!
- Oh, Jack!

1686
01:25:24,649 --> 01:25:25,851
Sara!
Utičnica!

1687
01:25:25,952 --> 01:25:26,852
- Sara!
- Jack!

1688
01:25:26,953 --> 01:25:27,752
- Sara!
- Jack!

1689
01:25:27,853 --> 01:25:28,753
Hvala Bogu da si dobro.

1690
01:25:28,854 --> 01:25:30,056
Jer sam stvarno želio biti

1691
01:25:30,156 --> 01:25:31,123
onaj koji će te ubiti!

1692
01:25:31,223 --> 01:25:32,858
Ooh, uzmi, dušo.

1693
01:25:33,993 --> 01:25:36,896
vidi,
Rekao sam ti da se radi o meni.

1694
01:25:36,996 --> 01:25:38,797
Ne, Sara.

1695
01:25:40,132 --> 01:25:42,068
Bio si samo mamac.

1696
01:25:42,168 --> 01:25:43,735
Radi se o njoj.

1697
01:25:44,270 --> 01:25:45,271
- Jebote!
- Ajme.

1698
01:25:45,371 --> 01:25:47,406
Oprosti, dušo.
Mrzim biti u pravu.

1699
01:25:47,505 --> 01:25:49,342
Trebao si
slušao Doofyja.

1700
01:25:49,442 --> 01:25:51,911
Ljubavni interes.

1701
01:25:52,011 --> 01:25:54,447
Samo se činilo previše očiglednim,
znaš?

1702
01:25:54,546 --> 01:25:57,216
Što te tjera na razmišljanje
nije očito.

1703
01:25:57,316 --> 01:25:58,150
Ista stranica, honeybunch.

1704
01:25:58,250 --> 01:25:59,251
Pravo.

1705
01:25:59,352 --> 01:26:01,120
Da, pa, to je twist!

1706
01:26:01,220 --> 01:26:02,487
Sada idi u kuhinju. Ići!

1707
01:26:02,587 --> 01:26:04,090
hej
Potez!

1708
01:26:04,190 --> 01:26:06,459
U redu, slušajte!

1709
01:26:06,558 --> 01:26:09,895
Vidite, nije bilo
odličan <i>Horor film</i>

1710
01:26:09,996 --> 01:26:11,397
od prvog.

1711
01:26:11,496 --> 01:26:15,101
Spasit ćemo franšizu.
Idi po našu posebnu gostujuću zvijezdu.

1712
01:26:17,203 --> 01:26:19,604
Hollywoodu je ponestalo ideja!

1713
01:26:19,704 --> 01:26:22,174
Zašto bi inače bilo
<i>Strašni film 6?</i>

1714
01:26:22,274 --> 01:26:24,844
Ali ne bi išlo sa samo
novi likovi, zar ne?

1715
01:26:24,944 --> 01:26:27,545
Trebaju nam naslijeđeni likovi.
Oh--

1716
01:26:27,645 --> 01:26:29,348
I ne bi bilo Cindy

1717
01:26:29,448 --> 01:26:32,918
bez nje
drska crna pomoćnica, Brenda.

1718
01:26:33,019 --> 01:26:36,355
Ne moraš reći "crno"
bez tako tvrdog "b".

1719
01:26:36,455 --> 01:26:39,025
Brenda! Zar nisi upucan?

1720
01:26:39,859 --> 01:26:41,027
jesam li

1721
01:26:41,127 --> 01:26:45,064
Oh! Čekaj, jesam!
Ooh, vidi, Bog me izliječio!

1722
01:26:45,164 --> 01:26:46,664
Ooh, što on radi?

1723
01:26:46,765 --> 01:26:47,933
Prestani plesati!
Sve vrijeme!

1724
01:26:48,034 --> 01:26:49,534
Prestani plesati!
Svi prestanite plesati!

1725
01:26:49,634 --> 01:26:50,668
Sve vrijeme!

1726
01:26:50,769 --> 01:26:51,937
Oh!

1727
01:26:52,038 --> 01:26:54,407
Oh.
Mama! Ne!

1728
01:26:54,507 --> 01:26:57,009
Zvala si me "mama".

1729
01:26:58,177 --> 01:26:59,611
Stalo ti je do mene.

1730
01:26:59,711 --> 01:27:02,114
Pa ne bih išao tako daleko,
ali, mislim,

1731
01:27:02,214 --> 01:27:03,015
sigurno.
idi--

1732
01:27:03,115 --> 01:27:04,116
Idi u utorak.

1733
01:27:04,216 --> 01:27:05,617
U redu, dame,

1734
01:27:05,717 --> 01:27:07,853
vrijeme za postavljanje tijela.

1735
01:27:07,953 --> 01:27:10,423
Idemo, idemo, idemo.
Oh!

1736
01:27:10,523 --> 01:27:12,391
Molim te, ne radi to!

1737
01:27:12,491 --> 01:27:13,758
Što? Tko ste vi ljudi?

1738
01:27:13,859 --> 01:27:14,994
Mi smo pederi

1739
01:27:15,094 --> 01:27:17,629
koji preuzimaju
ovu franšizu.

1740
01:27:17,729 --> 01:27:18,964
Oh, da? ti si

1741
01:27:19,065 --> 01:27:20,933
U redu! O moj Bože.

1742
01:27:21,033 --> 01:27:23,568
To nije bio dio plana.

1743
01:27:23,668 --> 01:27:25,737
Oh, Bože. Sranje.

1744
01:27:25,838 --> 01:27:28,107
- Oh.
- Nije bilo ni ovo.

1745
01:27:31,544 --> 01:27:32,845
Čekaj, Ray ima jedan takav!

1746
01:27:32,945 --> 01:27:35,314
Vau! Vruće prokletstvo!

1747
01:27:35,414 --> 01:27:38,851
Anthony Anderson!

1748
01:27:38,951 --> 01:27:40,019
Da.

1749
01:27:40,119 --> 01:27:42,855
I dovela sam svog dječaka
Kevin Hart sa mnom.

1750
01:27:49,995 --> 01:27:51,363
Što?
Shaq?

1751
01:27:51,464 --> 01:27:54,433
tako je. Na koljenima
Iste sam visine kao Kevin.

1752
01:27:54,533 --> 01:27:55,700
A Kevin je rekao ne.

1753
01:27:55,800 --> 01:27:57,103
Kevin Hart je rekao ne?

1754
01:27:57,203 --> 01:27:59,004
Taj mali drkadžija
kaže da svemu.

1755
01:27:59,105 --> 01:28:00,239
Da, želi.

1756
01:28:00,339 --> 01:28:01,773
Ali čekaj!

1757
01:28:01,874 --> 01:28:04,443
Ima još toga.

1758
01:28:04,543 --> 01:28:06,545
ta-da...

1759
01:28:06,644 --> 01:28:07,913
kučke!

1760
01:28:08,013 --> 01:28:09,482
Zraka? Shorty?

1761
01:28:09,582 --> 01:28:11,283
Da, tako je.

1762
01:28:11,383 --> 01:28:14,420
Četiri crna ubojice.
Da.

1763
01:28:14,520 --> 01:28:15,787
Mi stvaramo povijest.

1764
01:28:15,888 --> 01:28:19,091
Ovo je nova definicija
crne izvrsnosti.

1765
01:28:19,724 --> 01:28:21,293
Ali zašto biste to učinili?

1766
01:28:21,393 --> 01:28:22,827
pitanje je:

1767
01:28:22,928 --> 01:28:24,997
Zašto biste pokušali napraviti
nastavak bez nas, ha?

1768
01:28:25,097 --> 01:28:26,165
Da!

1769
01:28:26,265 --> 01:28:28,234
Kad je studio htio
zamijeniti ovu braću,

1770
01:28:28,334 --> 01:28:30,369
Bio sam tamo.

1771
01:28:30,469 --> 01:28:32,104
To su činjenice.
Što je sa mnom?

1772
01:28:32,204 --> 01:28:33,272
Što je s tobom?

1773
01:28:33,372 --> 01:28:34,507
Bili ste u jednoj sceni

1774
01:28:34,607 --> 01:28:36,308
u <i>4. dijelu.</i>
Oh!

1775
01:28:36,408 --> 01:28:37,376
Da, ali napravio sam
taj drkadžija

1776
01:28:37,476 --> 01:28:38,844
Dr. Phil mu je odsjekao stopalo.

1777
01:28:38,944 --> 01:28:40,712
- I sad je lud.
- Da, postao je čudan.

1778
01:28:40,812 --> 01:28:41,847
Mm.
ali ti--

1779
01:28:41,947 --> 01:28:43,282
D-Vidiš
što pokušavaju učiniti?

1780
01:28:43,382 --> 01:28:45,251
Pokušavaju nas sve posvađati
jedni protiv drugih.

1781
01:28:45,351 --> 01:28:48,020
Pokušavaju pokrenuti Blacka
na-- na vrlo crnom kriminalu.

1782
01:28:48,120 --> 01:28:49,488
Oh.
tako je!

1783
01:28:49,588 --> 01:28:52,057
Hej, Shaq.
hej Ponosan sam na tebe, brate.

1784
01:28:52,158 --> 01:28:54,759
Imali ste nevjerojatnu karijeru
kao sportski komentator

1785
01:28:54,860 --> 01:28:56,661
od odlaska u mirovinu
od košarke.
Mm-hmm.

1786
01:28:56,761 --> 01:29:00,199
I volim <i>The Big Podcast.</i>
Crnjo, volim to sranje!

1787
01:29:00,299 --> 01:29:02,535
Iako ne razumijem
riječ koju govoriš.

1788
01:29:02,635 --> 01:29:03,701
Budi u toj emisiji
pričam o...

1789
01:29:07,473 --> 01:29:08,274
"Kobe."

1790
01:29:08,374 --> 01:29:09,608
Dovoljno.

1791
01:29:09,707 --> 01:29:13,312
Ali želim reći, crnjo,
Volim tvoje sranje.

1792
01:29:14,046 --> 01:29:16,415
Ali nikad nisam prebolio <i>Kazaam.</i>

1793
01:29:16,515 --> 01:29:17,749
Zajebi sve to sranje!

1794
01:29:17,850 --> 01:29:19,185
Razbij ga!

1795
01:29:19,285 --> 01:29:21,887
Dovuci svoje veliko dupe ovamo!
I ja sam mrzio taj film!

1796
01:29:21,987 --> 01:29:23,455
Zašto ste napustili Lakerse?

1797
01:29:23,556 --> 01:29:26,358
Ti i Kobe
imao bi devet prstenova!

1798
01:29:26,458 --> 01:29:27,960
Taj mamojebač me zamijenio!

1799
01:29:28,060 --> 01:29:28,961
Sha-kweel!

1800
01:29:29,061 --> 01:29:31,864
Koliko ti je veliko stopalo?

1801
01:29:31,964 --> 01:29:32,865
22.

1802
01:29:32,965 --> 01:29:35,568
Koliki ti je onda kurac?

1803
01:29:35,668 --> 01:29:36,734
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Ray!

1804
01:29:36,835 --> 01:29:38,204
- Stanka.
- Koji kurac

1805
01:29:38,304 --> 01:29:40,039
o čemu pričaš?
Radim to za kulturu.

1806
01:29:40,139 --> 01:29:41,473
Koja kultura?

1807
01:29:41,574 --> 01:29:43,576
- Kulturni klub. crnjo!
- brate

1808
01:29:43,676 --> 01:29:44,742
Hajde, Ray,
ubijamo ljude.

1809
01:29:44,843 --> 01:29:45,844
Ostanite usredotočeni.
U redu, u redu.

1810
01:29:45,945 --> 01:29:47,812
U redu. Vraćamo se.

1811
01:29:47,913 --> 01:29:50,815
Hej, Ant, nemoj, zar ne...
ne brini. Mi obitelj.

1812
01:29:50,916 --> 01:29:52,918
Ant, ludo poštovanje, svi.

1813
01:29:53,018 --> 01:29:55,254
Hej, <i>Black-ish</i> nominiran

1814
01:29:55,354 --> 01:29:56,322
za osam Emmyja!

1815
01:29:56,422 --> 01:29:57,556
moj crnjo!

1816
01:29:57,656 --> 01:29:58,790
Pa, zapravo,

1817
01:29:58,891 --> 01:30:00,626
emisija je bila samo nominirana
za pet.

1818
01:30:00,725 --> 01:30:02,428
Bio sam nominiran za osam.

1819
01:30:02,528 --> 01:30:03,529
ooh
Vau.

1820
01:30:03,629 --> 01:30:04,563
Oh, hvala ti.

1821
01:30:04,663 --> 01:30:05,730
Tespijanka!

1822
01:30:05,831 --> 01:30:08,500
Je li tako? Osam nominacija.

1823
01:30:08,601 --> 01:30:10,569
Lud!
Da, čovječe.

1824
01:30:12,571 --> 01:30:14,707
Ali nikad nisi pobijedio.
Što?

1825
01:30:16,442 --> 01:30:17,643
<i>Et tu, Brute?</i>

1826
01:30:17,742 --> 01:30:19,578
Ne govori mi španjolski,
mamojebač.

1827
01:30:19,678 --> 01:30:22,481
Ovo je za raditi
<i>Strašni film 3</i> i <i>4!</i>

1828
01:30:22,581 --> 01:30:24,883
Nisam znala
otpustili su obitelj!

1829
01:30:24,984 --> 01:30:26,652
A ovo je za kopiranje

1830
01:30:26,751 --> 01:30:29,655
naša epizoda <i>Dobra vremena</i>
na <i>Black-ish!</i>

1831
01:30:29,754 --> 01:30:32,391
Ali vi ste bili na WB-u!

1832
01:30:32,491 --> 01:30:34,893
Nitko nije vidio to sranje!

1833
01:30:37,363 --> 01:30:38,464
To je donekle istina.

1834
01:30:38,564 --> 01:30:40,566
sta to radis

1835
01:30:40,666 --> 01:30:42,735
Nisu stvarali
franšizu, jesi.

1836
01:30:42,835 --> 01:30:44,703
Da.
Ne!

1837
01:30:44,802 --> 01:30:48,374
Stvaranje franšiza
ne čini te ubojicom.

1838
01:30:48,474 --> 01:30:50,109
Krađa franšiza znači.

1839
01:30:50,209 --> 01:30:52,411
<i>Strašni film</i>
bila je naša franšiza...
Mama ti jebem!

1840
01:30:52,511 --> 01:30:53,712
...i ukrali su nam ga!

1841
01:30:53,811 --> 01:30:56,015
I krenuli su
radeći te loše parodije.

1842
01:30:56,115 --> 01:30:58,984
<i>Epski film.</i> Koji kurac?
<i>Film katastrofe.</i>

1843
01:30:59,084 --> 01:31:00,586
<i>Film sa spojem.</i>
Ovo je za <i>film sa spojem.</i>

1844
01:31:00,686 --> 01:31:03,022
A onda onaj
s malim--
frajer s kopitima.

1845
01:31:03,122 --> 01:31:04,789
Crnjo, to je <i>Epski film.</i>
Zaslužuje dvostruko...

1846
01:31:04,890 --> 01:31:06,458
Ubodi ga sada duplo.
Mrzim to <i>Narnia</i> sranje.

1847
01:31:06,558 --> 01:31:08,527
On je već mrtav.
Toliko krvi.

1848
01:31:08,627 --> 01:31:10,529
Friedberg i Seltzer,
crnja.

1849
01:31:12,031 --> 01:31:13,666
ooh
Ne, ne, ne.

1850
01:31:13,766 --> 01:31:15,534
I ti, i ti...

1851
01:31:15,634 --> 01:31:18,837
Svi ste otišli i učinili
<i>Scary Movie 3</i> i <i>4</i> bez nas!

1852
01:31:18,937 --> 01:31:21,373
Crnjo, žao mi je.
Nudili su mi toliki novac!

1853
01:31:21,473 --> 01:31:25,411
Imam novu kuću, novi auto.
Imam perike koje ne svrbe.

1854
01:31:26,545 --> 01:31:28,013
A što je s vama?

1855
01:31:28,847 --> 01:31:30,983
Pa, imao sam priliku
raditi s

1856
01:31:31,083 --> 01:31:33,585
neusporedivi Charlie Sheen.

1857
01:31:35,120 --> 01:31:36,789
To je dobro. On je legenda.

1858
01:31:36,889 --> 01:31:39,058
A njegova igra s kurcem je luda.

1859
01:31:39,158 --> 01:31:41,260
Znaš da je spavao s
47.000 žena?

1860
01:31:41,360 --> 01:31:43,595
I tisuću njih žena
bili frajeri.

1861
01:31:43,696 --> 01:31:45,431
Sretnik.

1862
01:31:46,265 --> 01:31:48,767
Čekati,
pa hoćete li nas sada sve pobiti?

1863
01:31:50,536 --> 01:31:52,171
jok

1864
01:31:52,271 --> 01:31:55,007
Što bi bila <i>Noć vještica</i>
bez Jamie Lee Curtis?

1865
01:31:55,107 --> 01:31:56,809
Ili <i>Vrišti</i>
bez Neve Campbell?

1866
01:31:56,909 --> 01:31:58,277
To bi bio <i>Vrisak VI.</i>

1867
01:31:58,377 --> 01:32:01,146
Kako ste, ljudi
izvesti sve ovo?

1868
01:32:01,246 --> 01:32:02,348
Cindy!

1869
01:32:02,448 --> 01:32:05,517
Znaš koliko Wayansa
postoje?

1870
01:32:05,617 --> 01:32:07,353
Crnjo, milijarde!
Milijarde!

1871
01:32:07,453 --> 01:32:11,123
Baš sam sretna što
stara družina je ponovno na okupu.

1872
01:32:11,857 --> 01:32:13,625
Dobro, u sredini, na tri:

1873
01:32:13,726 --> 01:32:14,927
Core Four.

1874
01:32:15,027 --> 01:32:16,729
Što?
Ne, ne. Mi-- To--

1875
01:32:16,829 --> 01:32:18,097
To-- To je otrcano sranje.
To je ludo.

1876
01:32:18,197 --> 01:32:19,698
Ooh, uh, što s--

1877
01:32:19,798 --> 01:32:22,468
što o,
Mladi i Nemirni?

1878
01:32:22,568 --> 01:32:24,269
Da, ili The-- ili The Old

1879
01:32:24,370 --> 01:32:25,738
a zatim The Beautiful.

1880
01:32:25,839 --> 01:32:27,806
Ili-- ili--
The Cute i The Crusty.

1881
01:32:27,906 --> 01:32:30,743
Da, ili The Sexy
a zatim The Senile.

1882
01:32:36,915 --> 01:32:38,852
Ali bili smo dovedeni
preuzeti franšizu!

1883
01:32:38,951 --> 01:32:40,018
tako je. mislim,

1884
01:32:40,119 --> 01:32:42,421
vi ste, kao,
70 godina!

1885
01:32:42,521 --> 01:32:44,256
Ne u mojim ustima!

1886
01:32:44,356 --> 01:32:45,391
Ajme, jebote!

1887
01:32:46,558 --> 01:32:48,961
Upravo sam dovukao taj
iz metroa.

1888
01:32:49,061 --> 01:32:51,230
Oh, bole me leđa.

1889
01:32:51,330 --> 01:32:54,199
Dečki, dečki!
Već su mrtvi.

1890
01:32:54,299 --> 01:32:56,735
jok Mali jebači
uvijek se vraćaj.

1891
01:32:56,836 --> 01:32:58,404
Oh, ne. Ne ovaj put.

1892
01:32:58,504 --> 01:33:01,039
Točno. hajde
Ray, idemo.
Idemo.

1893
01:33:01,140 --> 01:33:02,708
Tko je dobio šibicu?

1894
01:33:02,808 --> 01:33:06,880
Imam jedan, imam jedan!
Sljedeća generacija, dupe moje!

1895
01:33:06,979 --> 01:33:08,580
Da, opa!

1896
01:33:12,852 --> 01:33:13,952
Sara, reci mi što da radim.

1897
01:33:14,052 --> 01:33:16,255
Puši, kučko, puši!

1898
01:33:24,263 --> 01:33:25,297
Da.

1899
01:33:27,232 --> 01:33:29,668
Čekati. Čekaj, čekaj, čekaj, čekaj.
Trebamo li se osjećati loše?

1900
01:33:29,768 --> 01:33:31,170
Mislim, to su naša djeca.

1901
01:33:31,270 --> 01:33:32,971
Jebeš tu djecu!
Da!

1902
01:33:33,071 --> 01:33:35,107
Ovo je naša franšiza.
Da!

1903
01:33:35,207 --> 01:33:37,976
Osim toga, sve to možemo
dramatična hodanja

1904
01:33:38,076 --> 01:33:39,511
s vatrom iza nas.

1905
01:33:39,611 --> 01:33:41,146
Ali, dovraga, vruće je.

1906
01:33:41,246 --> 01:33:44,283
ne znam
Nekako mi se sviđa.

1907
01:33:44,383 --> 01:33:46,618
Stvarno, Ray?
Trebali bismo se igrati vatrogasaca.

1908
01:33:46,718 --> 01:33:48,855
Želiš se dotjerati
kao vatrogasac?

1909
01:33:48,987 --> 01:33:50,756
Ne. Želim da se dotjeraš
poput vatrogasca.

1910
01:33:50,857 --> 01:33:52,926
Osjećate li propuh?

1911
01:36:06,658 --> 01:36:09,094
<i>Uskoro</i>
<i>u kazalište u vašoj blizini...</i>

1912
01:36:09,194 --> 01:36:10,964
dođi k meni...

1913
01:36:11,064 --> 01:36:12,230
grof Brolock.

1914
01:36:12,331 --> 01:36:14,700
<i>Iz studija</i>
<i>to te je dovelo</i>

1915
01:36:14,800 --> 01:36:17,803
<i>svaka crna verzija</i>
<i>bijelog filma...</i>

1916
01:36:20,238 --> 01:36:23,542
<i>Ja sam samo apetit,</i>
<i>ništa više.</i>

1917
01:36:23,642 --> 01:36:25,979
To nije ono što si rekao
sinoć

1918
01:36:26,079 --> 01:36:27,713
kad si bio
sisajući moja prsa.

1919
01:36:30,049 --> 01:36:31,383
Sestre bi te mogle čuti.

1920
01:36:31,483 --> 01:36:33,251
Prekasno.

1921
01:36:33,352 --> 01:36:34,419
Ti beznačajna rasprodaja.

1922
01:36:34,519 --> 01:36:36,254
Ne poznajem ovu kučku!

1923
01:36:36,355 --> 01:36:37,890
Pokušava me dobiti!
Ovo je zamka!

1924
01:36:37,991 --> 01:36:40,192
- Crnac nije sranje.
- Mm-hmm.

1925
01:36:40,292 --> 01:36:43,295
<i>Pogledajte crnog vampira.</i>

1926
01:36:43,795 --> 01:36:45,697
<i>Brosferatu.</i>

1927
01:36:46,698 --> 01:36:48,700
Dolazi ovaj <i>Kwanzaa.</i>

1928
01:38:02,975 --> 01:38:06,378
kukavica. Kukavica.

1929
01:38:07,113 --> 01:38:10,382
Sretan rođendan, A.S. Berger.

1930
01:38:10,482 --> 01:38:13,318
- Nešto tu ne štima.
- Sretan rođendan...

1931
01:38:13,418 --> 01:38:15,387
On je definitivno Ghostface.

1932
01:38:15,955 --> 01:38:16,889
Sjediti.

1933
01:38:17,857 --> 01:38:19,424
Slažem se, Berger.

1934
01:38:19,524 --> 01:38:21,560
Tu ruku treba potrošiti
ostatak života u zatvoru.

1935
01:38:21,660 --> 01:38:23,628
Ta mala ruka, čovječe. mislim...

1936
01:38:23,729 --> 01:38:27,365
S poštovanjem, ta stvar bi
vjerojatno dati lijep drkanje.

1937
01:38:27,466 --> 01:38:29,836
Izvan lanca, zajamčeno.

1938
01:38:29,936 --> 01:38:31,037
Čvrst stisak.

1939
01:38:31,137 --> 01:38:32,337
Napravite svoje meso
izgleda dva puta veći.

1940
01:38:32,437 --> 01:38:33,538
Da.

1941
01:38:33,638 --> 01:38:35,041
ne želim
drkanje od njega.

1942
01:38:35,141 --> 01:38:36,408
da ti kažem to,
prije svega i osnovno.

1943
01:38:36,508 --> 01:38:38,510
Ne želim drkanje.
ni ja.

1944
01:38:38,610 --> 01:38:41,313
Međutim, kada pogledate,
kao sačmarica--

1945
01:38:41,413 --> 01:38:43,348
Gotovi ste.

1946
01:38:44,816 --> 01:38:46,351
Sada, slušaj,
Zadržat ćemo ga, u redu?

1947
01:38:46,451 --> 01:38:48,087
U redu.
Mogao bi biti dan,

1948
01:38:48,187 --> 01:38:49,354
dva tjedna, ne znam.

1949
01:38:49,454 --> 01:38:50,555
Ne znam koliko dugo
ovaj film je.

1950
01:38:50,655 --> 01:38:52,691
Kao film Chrisa Nolana
s prdežima.

1951
01:38:52,791 --> 01:38:55,228
Ali ono što želim da učiniš
je ući tamo

1952
01:38:55,327 --> 01:38:57,329
i pokaži mu što imaš.

1953
01:38:57,429 --> 01:38:59,165
Nagnite i ljuljajte.

1954
01:39:02,334 --> 01:39:03,568
Ah.

1955
01:39:05,104 --> 01:39:07,672
Oh!

1956
01:39:08,306 --> 01:39:10,143
Evo je.

1957
01:39:10,243 --> 01:39:12,544
Slavljenica.

1958
01:39:15,514 --> 01:39:16,815
Donio sam tortu.

1959
01:39:18,117 --> 01:39:19,518
Zaželi želju.

1960
01:39:21,087 --> 01:39:23,022
Moje klice!

1961
01:39:26,525 --> 01:39:29,095
Za prste polizati dobro.

1962
01:39:29,195 --> 01:39:33,298
Agente Berger, samo pokušavam
da ti pružim svoju jaku ruku.

1963
01:39:33,398 --> 01:39:35,201
Ne!
Ali to je meme.

1964
01:39:35,300 --> 01:39:39,504
g. stenograf,
jesi li ti Ghostface?

1965
01:39:39,604 --> 01:39:41,974
idemo--

1966
01:39:42,074 --> 01:39:44,911
Vau, to boli.
To je nekako...

1967
01:39:45,011 --> 01:39:45,945
Vau.

1968
01:39:46,045 --> 01:39:47,579
Dobro, to boli.
Stop.

1969
01:39:47,679 --> 01:39:49,015
mogu li razgovarati s tobom
na sekundu?

1970
01:39:49,115 --> 01:39:50,782
Da, o-u redu.

1971
01:39:52,551 --> 01:39:54,153
Ovaj stol treba zračni jastuk.

1972
01:39:54,253 --> 01:39:55,121
Trebalo bi...

1973
01:39:55,221 --> 01:39:56,889
prokletstvo!

1974
01:39:56,989 --> 01:39:58,191
Vau!

1975
01:39:58,291 --> 01:39:59,658
Nisam mislio da hoće
jako boli.

1976
01:39:59,758 --> 01:40:03,095
Dakle, dobili smo pogrešnog tipa.
Mogao sam ti to reći.

1977
01:40:03,196 --> 01:40:04,663
Zašto?
Jer sam vidovit.

1978
01:40:04,763 --> 01:40:06,833
O, da!

1979
01:40:06,933 --> 01:40:08,100
Znaš, to je ono...

1980
01:40:08,201 --> 01:40:09,467
Oh, sranje!

1981
01:40:09,568 --> 01:40:11,137
o Bože
tako se osjećam.

1982
01:40:11,237 --> 01:40:12,939
Da ti kažem nešto...

1983
01:40:13,039 --> 01:40:15,174
Što ćemo sad?

1984
01:40:15,274 --> 01:40:16,808
Polako izađite.

1985
01:40:16,909 --> 01:40:18,610
Kao moj susjed kad
Uhvatio sam ga u svojoj ženi.

1986
01:40:18,710 --> 01:40:20,313
Gdje idete?

1987
01:40:20,412 --> 01:40:21,513
Još su zajedno?

1988
01:40:21,613 --> 01:40:23,216
Nažalost.

1989
01:40:23,316 --> 01:40:24,482
jao

1990
01:40:24,583 --> 01:40:26,551
Oprosti, čovječe.
u redu je

1991
01:40:26,651 --> 01:40:28,087
Sada smo trojka.